Praying for an answer

[Allan at Wallan]

I attended one of those hot-gospelling sessions at a
local church recently.

This joker put his hand on my shoulder and said, "You will be walking".

I replied, 'But I am not paralyzed".

Again he said, "I have no doubt, you will be walking".

I protested and insisted quite firmly, "I am definitely not paralyzed".

It was then that I decided to walk out, only to find my
bicycle had been knicked.

Allan

[Carry Pine]

Allan,

I heard a different version recently where the guy walked into a Mosque on an open day. I would have had to put it in Open Slather though!

cp

[Allan at Wallan]

Allan,

I heard a different version recently where the guy walked into a Mosque on an open day. I would have had to put it in Open Slather though!

cp

Yes, I got the same version but decided to clean it up a bit
in case I was accused of racial discrimination.

Allan

[KBs PensNmore]

I'm not racist, I hate everyone:D:D:D