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John Saxton
13th October 2014, 04:17 PM
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.




David Bissonette



After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together..




Sacha Guitry



By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.?
Socrates



The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, What does a woman want?
Dumas



I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud



'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'


Anonymous



'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.?? It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison



'I've had bad luck with both my wives.?
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'




James Holt McGavra



Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming?
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,?
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.




Patrick Murra



The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Nash



You know what I did before I married??
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous



My wife and I were happy for twenty years.?
Then we met.




Henny Youngman



A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield



A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.?
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous


First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'?
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous



I wonder why so many of the authors are "Anonymous"???

A Duke
13th October 2014, 05:45 PM
I wonder why so many of the authors are "Anonymous"???
Better "Anonymous" than "The Late."

gms002a
14th October 2014, 09:49 AM
Wife to her husband:
I'm going to stick a sign over our bad: "My husband is an Idiot"
Let the whole town know...

Bob38S
14th October 2014, 10:05 AM
Greatest "misconception" of the modern era or should that be error.

W ashing

I roning

F ood

E ntertainment

Time to pull on the helmet and duck to avoid the incoming.

rrich
14th October 2014, 04:33 PM
When we got married the checkbook became 50/50.

I made all the deposits and SWMBO writes al the checks.

Personal Experience