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Iain
1st July 2005, 02:32 PM
NME- not a friend
NMR-not a friend either
NMNE-flower
L-purgatory
LN-girls name
MLE-girls name
LFN-huge animal
IC-comprehension
OL-as above
JL-prison
R4-boys name
FL-girls name
KT-girls name
EN-my name
RC-lucky
AB-boys name
PL-what we do with oranges
RT-gifted
RO-what Indians shot at cowboys
VL-meat off young cow
A-horse feed-beg pardon
LMNRE-basic
Ashore
1st July 2005, 02:39 PM
Try here as well
http://www.askoxford.com/betterwriting/emoticons/
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
HappyHammer
1st July 2005, 02:59 PM
OK - Alright
BG - High pitched singer
Q - Line of people
DF - Hard of hearing
BN - Boys name
MG - Sports Car
OO - I forgot something / something bads about to happen
XAL - Let out breath
Z - Bloke who looks like a monkey
HH.
Gingermick
1st July 2005, 06:57 PM
BR-Liquid refreshment that most people drink too cold
MajorPanic
1st July 2005, 10:35 PM
Koff (cough)
Somebody told me it also means farkoff...... but I really have no idea :rolleyes:
ubeaut
2nd July 2005, 02:32 AM
MTGG - a hungry horse
NE - none or some. " 'Ave ya got any (some)? " " I don't got any (none)! " also the bit in the middle of your leg and my initials... but who cares.
ICQ - where are you?
UR2 - for suckig up. eg:I'm good lookin & U R 2
INXS - A band that was just 2 much
U2 - another band or "Hey U 2 get over 'ere!"
F CK - Lost love..... the only thing missing is U
LO - Greeting or if you're a London Bobby. "LO LO LO wotz goin on 'ere ven?"
Harry72
2nd July 2005, 09:33 AM
BO -smelly person
VB -****(poo)
PTV -not worth it(pooTV)
M&N -rapper with silly haircut
M&M -tastey things
FMB's **** me boots(puss is in)
FME's **** me eyes(she's got)
doublejay
2nd July 2005, 11:03 AM
This is one my Dad used to tell us when we were kids
FUNEX - Have you any eggs?
SVFX - Yes, we have eggs
FUNEM - Have you any ham?
SVFM - Yes, we have ham
FUMNX - Have you ham and eggs?
S,S:VFM,VFX,VFMNX - Yes, yes: we have ham, we have eggs, we have ham and eggs!
Daddles
2nd July 2005, 11:38 AM
You blokes need to go out into the shed and turn some timber into expensive waste :rolleyes:
Richard
arose62
3rd July 2005, 11:08 PM
XSF - too much
MRE - abrasive cloth used in metalwork
SX - Victorian town. Also famous UK town
FT - big (used to describe blokes or weights)
ON - a guys name
and, why wasn't one of the very first ones as follows ???
EEE - famous city in Libya, source of very fine abrasive, as used in the UBEAUT product http://www.ubeaut.com.au/eee.htm
(I was in Termite's shed when this finally clicked - I had to hear someone else say it out loud, before I understood the phonetic pun)
Cheers,
Andrew
Ashore
3rd July 2005, 11:17 PM
This is one my Dad used to tell us when we were kids
FUNEX - Have you any eggs?
SVFX - Yes, we have eggs
FUNEM - Have you any ham?
SVFM - Yes, we have ham
FUMNX - Have you ham and eggs?
S,S:VFM,VFX,VFMNX - Yes, yes: we have ham, we have eggs, we have ham and eggs!
Thats almost as bad as
11 was a racehorse 12 was 12 .
1111 Race and 12112
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Christopha
4th July 2005, 12:16 AM
nafish nafish
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tuna fish
HappyHammer
5th July 2005, 10:53 AM
SX - Victorian town. Also famous UK County
HH.
Dendot
5th July 2005, 08:34 PM
When I was in the RAF we had a phonetic alphabet we used. I can't remember all of it but some goes like this:
A for 'Orses
B's for Honey
D for cate
E for the love a mike
F for vessence
Gee for crying out loud
H ?
I for Evans
J for Oranges
K for African
L for leather
M for sis
N for cement
O for the wings of a dove
P ?
Q for everything
R for mo
S ?
T for two
U for me
V for victory
W ?
X ?
Y ?
Z ?