Divorce Polish style

[gms002a]

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions;
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No we have a carport, and not need one.
I mean, What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
Polish Remover.

[issatree]

Good one George.

[WesP]

Thanks George.:U

I'm a Polish. Not revomover though. Only Tasmanian.
Cheers,
Wes

[Christos]

You got me thinking.

[gms002a]

Thanks George.:U

I'm a Polish. Not revomover though. Only Tasmanian.
Cheers,
Wes

I'm Polish too. That's probably why I like that joke.

[Allan at Wallan]

No wonder Jim Carroll "liked" that joke ... he probably sells
the Polish Remover at his outlet.:D

Allan

[Robson Valley]

I hope that I can cut-and-paste this.
My partner of 15+ years is Polish and an incredible bigot besides (quite funny).
She needs this.