stephenmeddings
30th June 2005, 12:58 PM
When Shane Warne and Simone first got married Shane said, "I am putting
a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all
their 10 years of marriage, Simone had never looked.
However, on the afternoon of their 10th anniversary, curiosity got the
best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3
empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it
back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was
doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents.
That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After
dinner, Simone could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed,
saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years, I kept my promise and
never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation
was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the
3 beer cans in the box?"
Shane thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you
deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an
empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it
again." Simone was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and
saddened by your behaviour. However, since you are addicted to sex, I
guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering
your problem."
Shane thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made
their peace. A little while later Simone asked Shane, "So why do you
have all that money in the box?" Shane answered, "Well, whenever the
box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling centre and
redeemed them for cash."
a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all
their 10 years of marriage, Simone had never looked.
However, on the afternoon of their 10th anniversary, curiosity got the
best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3
empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it
back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was
doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents.
That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After
dinner, Simone could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed,
saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years, I kept my promise and
never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation
was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the
3 beer cans in the box?"
Shane thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you
deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an
empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it
again." Simone was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and
saddened by your behaviour. However, since you are addicted to sex, I
guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering
your problem."
Shane thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made
their peace. A little while later Simone asked Shane, "So why do you
have all that money in the box?" Shane answered, "Well, whenever the
box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling centre and
redeemed them for cash."