The butcher

[shanesmith80]

Did you here about the butcher who backed into the bacon slicer?




He got a little behind in his work..

[doug3030]

Or the woman who backed into spinning aircraft propeller - Disasst'er

[hybridfiat]

I used to be a butcher.

My favourite retort to complaints of high prices was:
"Whats the difference between a butcher and a bushranger?"


"Bushrangers wear masks" :cool:

[Sawdust Maker]

I first heard that as the butcher who backed into the sausage machine

[AlexS]

I heard he hit a snag.