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Tikki
28th June 2005, 05:52 PM
God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over and
couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the
owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them,
"and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd
love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!"
On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God
that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam
the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on
the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried
to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all
the while. God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

"What's it called?" asked Eve.
"A Brain," said God :)

Daddles
28th June 2005, 06:01 PM
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
"A Brain," said God :)



Duh, I don't get it :confused:
Richard

Ashore
28th June 2005, 06:13 PM
Duh, I don't get it :confused:
RichardThe Brain daddles you know that thing that is required to make your most important decisions when it has its lowest blood level.



The trouble with life is there's no background music.

ozwinner
28th June 2005, 06:42 PM
Why do men pee standing up??


Because we can!!!!
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Al :)

outback
28th June 2005, 06:56 PM
In my version the woman gets the gift of multiple orgasms.

Iain
28th June 2005, 08:45 PM
Seems like a vendetta here, whoa, whoa back off Tikki :p :D :rolleyes: :eek:

Tikki
28th June 2005, 09:05 PM
Plenty of catching up to do on behalf of the girls! ;)

Christopha
28th June 2005, 09:06 PM
Tikki, Pooki my sweet.... please post jokes that I am game to send my wife..... PLEEEEAAAAASE!!!

echnidna
28th June 2005, 09:08 PM
Why do men pee standing up??


Because we can!!!!
http://www.ubeaut.biz/pissright.gifhttp://www.ubeaut.biz/ms.gifhttp://www.ubeaut.biz/pissleft.gif

Al :)
Al said it all,
cept its a nice toy to play with too!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: rolleyes:

Tikki
28th June 2005, 09:09 PM
Tikki, Pooki my sweet.... please post jokes that I am game to send my wife..... PLEEEEAAAAASE!!!
I'll send them myself ... now where did I put her email address ... :D ;)

boban
28th June 2005, 09:16 PM
Iain I think youre right, there seems to be a theme to Tikki's joke posts....I just cant put my finger on it yet...I wonder why that is????

Tikki
28th June 2005, 09:34 PM
....I just cant put my finger on it yet...I wonder why that is????You've got short arms???? :p

echnidna
28th June 2005, 09:42 PM
The answer can be found here (http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showthread.php?t=18806)