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Allan at Wallan
29th August 2014, 10:45 AM
Wife texts husband at work on a cold Winter's morning
stating "Windows frozen, won't open".

Husband texts back "Gently pour lukewarm water over it".

Wife replies five minutes later, "Computer blew up a puff
of smoke and now doesn't work at all".


Allan

A Duke
29th August 2014, 11:56 AM
She should have put a boot through it.

doug3030
29th August 2014, 01:15 PM
Bill Gates got into his car and it would not start.

He closed all the windows, got out, got back in and opened all the windows.

It started. :D

Cheers

Doug

rrich
29th August 2014, 03:26 PM
LOL!

I did see it coming.

(It is probably something SWMBO would do.)

Opelblues2
29th August 2014, 07:28 PM
you guys have wayyyyyy too much time on your hands,

doug3030
30th August 2014, 07:22 PM
"Gently pour lukewarm water over it".

I have a work colleague who is married to a Swiss man. She was telling me that he thinks we are all crazy in Melbourne for pouring water on our frozen windscreens and we don't understand how risky that is because it might crack the windscreens. He uses a scraper to get the ice off of his.

My response to her was that if it got to minus 10 degrees in Melbourne I wouldn't be pouring water over it either. Apparently she hadn't thought of that....

Cheers

Doug

labr@
30th August 2014, 10:28 PM
you guys have wayyyyyy too much time on your hands,

That's because I'm wearing 6 watches.:D