Carry Pine
29th July 2014, 09:53 PM
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American football<O:p</O:p
American football and the blonde
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Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best — because it makes American football make sense
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. <O:p</O:p
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." <O:p</O:p
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” <O:p</O:p
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!"</v:shapetype>
American football<O:p</O:p
American football and the blonde
<O:p</O:p
Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best — because it makes American football make sense
<O:p</O:p
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. <O:p</O:p
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." <O:p</O:p
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” <O:p</O:p
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!"</v:shapetype>