Weight Loss

[Rodgera]

I was talking to my doctor about a weight loss-patch I had seen advertised.
Supposedly, you stick it on and pounds melt away.

"Does it work?" I asked.

"Sure" he said, "if you put it over your mouth."

[doug3030]

Its probably made by the same pharmaceuticals company that made the new Male Contraceptive pill. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

Cheers

Doug