Tough love.....

[MBM888]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER


1. GET A JOB

2. UNDERSTAND I DON'T LIKE YOU

3. I'M EVERYWHERE

4. YOU HURT HER, I HURT YOU

5. BE HOME 30 MINUTES EARLY

6. GET A LAWYER

7. IF YOU LIE TO ME, I WILL FIND OUT

8. SHE'S MY PRINCESS, NOT YOUR CONQUEST

9. I DON'T MIND GOING BACK TO JAIL

10. WHATEVER YOU DO TO HER, I WILL DO TO YOU

[silentC]

My wife is getting me a T-shirt with that printed on it...

http://myfatherdaughterstore.bigcartel.com/product/10-rules-for-dating-my-daughter-t-shirt

[hp8]

no 9 is scary....

[rod1949]

Shouldn't #1 be "Have a Job" ?