Hospital Bracelet

[Rodgera]

SWMBO was admitted to the hospital prior to
a procedure, the clerk asked for her wrist,
saying, "I'm going to give you a bracelet."

"Has it got rubies and diamonds?" I asked coyly.

"No," he said. "But it costs just as much."

[A Duke]

Many a true word --

[Christos]

I am lost for words. :U