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Iain
10th June 2005, 05:29 PM
Daryl is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his
girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.
Daryl slams on the brakes and yells: "Shazza what the bloody hell d'ya
Think ya doing?"
Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says: "G'day Daryl. You
got me pregnant, so now I'm gonna kill meself".
Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. "Shazza", he says,
"Fair dinkum not only are ya a top root, but you're a real sport
too"....... and drives off.
Daddles
10th June 2005, 08:32 PM
Just as a matter of interest Iain, when WAS the last time your missus spoke to you :confused: :D
Richard
Forest Gump
10th June 2005, 08:52 PM
Daddles, probably about 10 years ago when they parted company.http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gif
Daniel
ozwinner
10th June 2005, 09:09 PM
Whoa dudes, back off. :(
Al :mad:
Forest Gump
10th June 2005, 11:16 PM
Al http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon8.gif
You need to go here and have a little looky. You might be able to join our club as well, but then you might be there.
http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showthread.php?t=16870
Daniel http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon7.gif
Iain
11th June 2005, 12:49 PM
Ye Gods, I only passed on an email I got..............
Daddles
11th June 2005, 01:22 PM
Ye Gods, I only passed on an email I got..............
And in typical forum style, we missed no opportunity to beat you around the ears with it :D
Hey, it was worth it, we got a bite from Al :D :D
And now we will return to our normal programming ... picking on someone else :D
Richard
Iain
11th June 2005, 02:19 PM
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ozwinner
11th June 2005, 07:07 PM
Just as a matter of interest Iain, when WAS the last time your missus spoke to you :confused: :D
Richard
See, here is where it goes all wrong!!
If you had said "when WAS the last time your EXmissus spoke to you?"
I would have got it, maybe?
But I took it you were haveing a go at Iain for some unknown reason.
Al :o
echnidna
11th June 2005, 07:15 PM
"when WAS the last time your EXmissus spoke to you?"
Al :o
Before she became EX, nottaword since
Daddles
11th June 2005, 07:30 PM
Al, you need to remember that if you understand anything on this forum, you've misunderstood it.
Cheers
Richard
Kev Y.
12th June 2005, 09:46 AM
Just as a matter of interest Iain, when WAS the last time your missus spoke to you :confused: :D
Richard
I think Iains youngest is about 11, so I think THAT was the last time Rosemary spoke to Iain :p :p
Iain
12th June 2005, 07:48 PM
I think Iains youngest is about 11, so I think THAT was the last time Rosemary spoke to Iain :p :p
She may have been asleep :D :D :D
Daddles
12th June 2005, 08:22 PM
She may have been asleep :D :D :D
You tried that one too :eek:
Richard