Timless Timber
15th January 2014, 06:21 PM
4 Union Organizers sitting having a discussion at the local bar, about who's is the fastest and smartest dog...
So the Carpenters Union guy - his dogs named "tri-square" & his owner tells him - go chew a end off that fire log boy at the 2 foot mark, and make it dead square and bring it back to me, - which tri-square does in double quick time with consummate ease and brings it back dead square and chewed thru neat like a chainsaw cut it & exactly 2 foot long!.
All are pretty impressed.
So next the Liquor and allied trades fella's dog called "measure" is told to get 4 glasses & 3 stubbies of beer and pour 4 even filled glasses of beer, with a perfect head on them - for each of the 4 assembled union stewards - which measure accomplished also in double quick time also with consulate ease - bringing each bloke a perfect frosty beer.
Again all are suitably impressed.
The 3rd fella from the AWU Union - tells his dog named tea break... to go get the packet of morning tea ginger nuts outta his work bag - bring em back - open the packet & give each of the guys there, 3 biscuits each (making the even dozen) and the last 2 in the packet of 14 he can have for himself - which tea break does with consummate ease also - scoffing the last 2 for himself.
Once again everyone there is suitably impressed and beginning to think - "heck this is gonna be pretty tough to separate who's is the fastest and smartest dog...
Finally the Blacksmiths union rep - leans down and looks at his dog named "Iron Worker" who fast asleep under the table - flatulent flea ridden old scrapper that his is - layin' there on his back with his shiny leathery old nurries showing to all and sundry....and not playing a blind bit of attention to whats going on...with all these other dogs.
So the others ask him - "well - whats your Dog do?"...
The blacksmith union rep - say "here hold my beer & biscuits and watch this, as he leans over and pulls the fire poker out of the fire - and the end of it's glowing red hot and he leans down and touches old Iron Worker fair on the shiny leathery nurries with the hot tip. :oo:
Old Iron worker is instantly wide awake and on his feet howling like a banshee and makes a beeline straight out the door with tail between his legs and keeps going - yelping off into the distance!.
All 3 other union reps are aghast.... and speechless... jaws dropped...wide eyed!
"Fast isn't he?" says the Blacksmiths union rep!
"yesss they all stammer"... "but what was so clever about that?" :?
Blacksmith union rep says "he was so fast, you prolly didn't see it..... but - he 'made a bolt for the door' in under 2 seconds flat!"
:D
So the Carpenters Union guy - his dogs named "tri-square" & his owner tells him - go chew a end off that fire log boy at the 2 foot mark, and make it dead square and bring it back to me, - which tri-square does in double quick time with consummate ease and brings it back dead square and chewed thru neat like a chainsaw cut it & exactly 2 foot long!.
All are pretty impressed.
So next the Liquor and allied trades fella's dog called "measure" is told to get 4 glasses & 3 stubbies of beer and pour 4 even filled glasses of beer, with a perfect head on them - for each of the 4 assembled union stewards - which measure accomplished also in double quick time also with consulate ease - bringing each bloke a perfect frosty beer.
Again all are suitably impressed.
The 3rd fella from the AWU Union - tells his dog named tea break... to go get the packet of morning tea ginger nuts outta his work bag - bring em back - open the packet & give each of the guys there, 3 biscuits each (making the even dozen) and the last 2 in the packet of 14 he can have for himself - which tea break does with consummate ease also - scoffing the last 2 for himself.
Once again everyone there is suitably impressed and beginning to think - "heck this is gonna be pretty tough to separate who's is the fastest and smartest dog...
Finally the Blacksmiths union rep - leans down and looks at his dog named "Iron Worker" who fast asleep under the table - flatulent flea ridden old scrapper that his is - layin' there on his back with his shiny leathery old nurries showing to all and sundry....and not playing a blind bit of attention to whats going on...with all these other dogs.
So the others ask him - "well - whats your Dog do?"...
The blacksmith union rep - say "here hold my beer & biscuits and watch this, as he leans over and pulls the fire poker out of the fire - and the end of it's glowing red hot and he leans down and touches old Iron Worker fair on the shiny leathery nurries with the hot tip. :oo:
Old Iron worker is instantly wide awake and on his feet howling like a banshee and makes a beeline straight out the door with tail between his legs and keeps going - yelping off into the distance!.
All 3 other union reps are aghast.... and speechless... jaws dropped...wide eyed!
"Fast isn't he?" says the Blacksmiths union rep!
"yesss they all stammer"... "but what was so clever about that?" :?
Blacksmith union rep says "he was so fast, you prolly didn't see it..... but - he 'made a bolt for the door' in under 2 seconds flat!"
:D