Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #7

[Sawdust Maker]

How about this one?

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[wheelinround]

All I said was

"I am feeling board and dumb founded"

"Do I look a luring"

" Will you tape me planking"

[tea lady]

Now we'll see who makes the mess around here.

(From the looks of those eyes I don't think we need a caption to know who ever did this is toast. )

[Bushmiller]

"Mummy?"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Ducted hair conditioning."

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

Stuck for words

[rwbuild]

All her friends got tired of her telling them she was bored stiff

[A Duke]

1) Keep mum.


2) Who said duct tape couldn't fix stupid?

[CMB]

Who said duct tape couldn't fix stupid?

I did.

Back on topic... the perfect woman? :protest2:

[_fly_]

I'm just trying to show how they have mummies in Egypt.

[Cliff Rogers]

Money can't buy happiness but gaffer tape will get you peace & quiet.

[doug3030]

Whatever happened to that stuck-up bitch?

[Bushmiller]

"The dis-robing was just too horrible to contemplate."

Regards
Paul

[wheelinround]

Going to a party looking like a Silver Fish wasn't the best idea she had

[AlexS]

Suzy was about to discover that duct tape was no substitute for wax.

[rwbuild]

Stuck up bitch, won't even talk to us

[_fly_]

A weight loss program you can't not stick to.

[tea lady]

She looks a bit passive aggressive to me.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Young Billy hated being sent to Scouts, as he knew it was just his Mum's way of getting "me" time... until he earned his "Emergency Survival Clothing" AND "First Aid" badges simultaneously.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ah, 'twas awful. Truly awful. T'Missus was in full gossip when she stuttered. The doc says t'body cast 'n splints c'n come off in 6 weeks, but her jaw'll hafta stay wired for months...

[Sawdust Maker]

I was waiting for something like:

That's it, I'll put a stop to the fidgeting and talking during the cricket!

or

Try not to get into mischief while I go down to the pub with the mates



anyway I think I'll go with Skew's last effort
over to you mate

[rrich]

1)
2) Who said duct tape couldn't fix stupid?

Ouch!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Thanks, Nick... my turn in the barrel, eh?

Y'know, I've saved off so many pix during my browsing that I have no idea which ones I've already posted here? :doh: So, apologies if this has been done before... :-

[Cliff Rogers]

Be buggered if I'd be out in the lead of that lot.

[A Duke]

Twenty first century game of cowboys and Indians. Now known as law enforcement and revolutionarys.

[_fly_]

Stay on the concrete, if you go on the grass you'll get bogged.

[Bushmiller]

"The Zimmer brigade fights back."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"The charge of the bike brigade."

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

The Guns of Never Roam

[rwbuild]

The first field test of the new re-coil less armory

[rustynail]

Don't move or I'll scoot!

[Timless Timber]

Mall cops? :wink:

[tea lady]

So we attack until the bullets or the battery run out. Whichever comes first.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Don't move or I'll scoot!

:rotfl: We have a winner. (Normally I'd leave it open a bit longer, but this really tickles my funny-bone!)

[rwbuild]

Have to agree, that is a good one

[rustynail]

:rotfl: We have a winner. (Normally I'd leave it open a bit longer, but this really tickles my funny-bone!)
Thanks, have a go at this.

[_fly_]

I know its ugly but its a better seller than our piles of dead babies table.

[A Duke]

Jet propelled coffee table.

[_fly_]

Its a lamp as well, His eyes light up, but you'll need to put the power plug in somewhere.

[CMB]

Back, crack & snack.

[tea lady]

aH. tHE WHEELS FROM THE LAST PIC ON THE BASE OF THIS GUY. aND VOILa. a NEW propulsion method.

(Sorry about the caps lock. )

[rwbuild]

Just be very careful how you handle his Norataki

[Bushmiller]

"The new broad-based coffee table from Ikea."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Sumo. Not just wrestling: A whole lifestyle."

[Sawdust Maker]

Frodo Baggins in retirement

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I know my contact is here somewhere...

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Are you sure this is Feng Shui?

[Skew's_Girl]

Are you sure this is Feng Shui?

Don't know, try turning it around and see if it makes you feel better. ;)

[_fly_]

I know my contact is here somewhere...

Do you mean, 44, 44 is that you.
Yes 86, Its me, who else would do this.

[rustynail]

Don't know, try turning it around and see if it makes you feel better. ;)
Your naughty but I like you.
Take it away Skew's Girl.

[Skew's_Girl]

Oh! Oh! I'm late, Late for a very important date!
Sorry guys, I just meant to be a smart @$$ and didn't check back in.

[_fly_]

the Stephen Bradbury method of skating

[labr@]

OK you guys, own up - who put plastic wrap over the duck pond?

[labr@]

And something a little obscure....

"What happened when Marc Bolan came back as a sad duck."

[A Duke]

Gangway!

[Bushmiller]

"Who the duck's that?"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Ah have a vision."

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

Slip slidin' away

[Cliff Rogers]

Wheres the Ka-Splash? There is supposed to be an almighty Ka-Splash.

[rwbuild]

"Suffering suckertaze, missed again"

[rwbuild]

Uh oh, looks like I'm back on skid row again

[Chief Tiff]

When Christianity and Buddhism fuse; Christ comes back as a duck

[Chief Tiff]

"you put your right leg in.... your right leg out...."

[Chief Tiff]

"Oi, Attenborough; film me, film me!"

[Chief Tiff]

"And in the latest news, anti-social behaviour is no longer the prerogative of humans. Recent footage taken at Lake Macquarie shows ducks hooning trying to impress the chicks"

[rustynail]

"And in the latest news, anti-social behaviour is no longer the prerogative of humans. Recent footage taken at Lake Macquarie shows ducks hooning trying to impress the chicks"
Late News Flash.... Lake Macquarie NSW has frozen over! Mid Summer!! Wildlife placed at high risk!!! Global warming goes out the window!!!!

[Skew's_Girl]

"And in the latest news, anti-social behaviour is no longer the prerogative of humans. Recent footage taken at Lake Macquarie shows ducks hooning trying to impress the chicks"

Tehehehe i'm a sucker for a bad pun.

Take it away CT

[Chief Tiff]

Thanks Skew's Girl:

try this one...

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[_fly_]

Used to love this band.

Stray Cats singing Stray Cat Strut

[labr@]

Isn't that Cat Sabbath? The one on the left looks a lot like Moggie Osbourne.

[rwbuild]

Now that's what I call a 'cat call'

[A Duke]

1am, time for the cat's concert.

[Cliff Rogers]

Meowzic.

[A Duke]

The Yowling Pussies.

[Sawdust Maker]

You didn't floss

[Sawdust Maker]

The Cat Stevens Duo

[Sawdust Maker]

Just doing a cover of Queen's Cool Cat

[Sawdust Maker]

Auditions for 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof'

[Chief Tiff]

Isn't that Cat Sabbath? The one on the left looks a lot like Moggie Osbourne.

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As a HUGE Black Sabbath fan this one hit the spot; although special mention has to go to Fly for the Stray Cats

Take it away Labr@

[labr@]

You surprise me CT - didn't think you young blokes would have been into that.

Have we had this one yet?

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[Sawdust Maker]

More oats! Now!

[A Duke]

Now where are those Dingos now?

[Cliff Rogers]

This is how the Boer War started.

[Bushmiller]

"A nanny just can't be too careful in the bush."

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

Now, who called me an old goat?

[Bushmiller]

"Billy. Abaht that lil ole in-deeescretion...."

Regards
Paul

[CMB]

Obviously took it a little personal after the success of the song "Cows With Guns" (absolute classic).

[Sawdust Maker]

Now, where's that pesky dog?

[skot]

Che Goatvara

[Bushmiller]

"Now you tell me I left the safeties on!"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"There are some things in life that really get my goat."

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

That basket isn't going to call me a nanny again!

[Sawdust Maker]

headbutts are so last year!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

It cost DARPA $10m to make BigDog? Haven't they heard of duct tape?

[labr@]

Che Goatvara


Honourable mention to Skew for educational content - I'd never heard of BigDog before - but I'm giving it to Skot for his revolutionary pun.

Your turn to find a photo Skot.

[skot]

OK give me some time to find one.......do I get to judge the winner on my choice of pic?

[skot]

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[A Duke]

Going my way?

[Bushmiller]

OK give me some time to find one.......do I get to judge the winner on my choice of pic?

Skot

Absolutely. No defined time period. Pretty much when you think interest has waned. Could be one week :), could be one day:(.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Give him a big hand."

Regards
Paul