Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #7

[AlexS]

All gone quiet on this one, so I'll call it.

I liked The Duke's "anyone for a romp in the hay"

Go for it, Duke.

[A Duke]

All gone quiet on this one, so I'll call it.

I liked The Duke's "anyone for a romp in the hay"

Go for it, Duke.OK here you go 330243

[AlexS]

Constable plod really needs a refresher on the high-speed parking course.

[Sawdust Maker]

The parking cop needs to go to specsavers

[_fly_]

How to get you mates out of a divvy van after a good night out....

[Simplicity]

Sarg we have a problem

[rwbuild]

The officer is currently being counseled on his prisoner loading technique

[_fly_]

this what happens when you light farts in a closed space.

[A Duke]

:bump::toot::bump2:

[A Duke]

How to get you mates out of a divvy van after a good night out....Hi'
I will go with this one.
All yours fly.


Our little gang of competitors seems to be shrinking.
I was expecting some thing along the lines of 'the new sobriety test is more fun than the walking along the white line one.'
An old joke from the hippy times keeps recurring, 'If pigs could fly, we would not have to give them squad cars.'
Regards

[_fly_]

I have absolutely no idea what is going on here so I'll let you tell me.
331061

[Sawdust Maker]

deportment school

[Cliff Rogers]

That would be one way to get deported I reckon. :think:

[A Duke]

Testing the new lead jacket for the new solution to the boat problem.

[_fly_]

deportment school
Sorry it took me so long but I think I'll go with this one.

The website I got it from said it was something to do with bread?
I think its cucumbers on their gobs,

I would have thought "cucumber sandwiches for the queen are made differently in ungy bungy".

[chrisb691]

Sorry it took me so long but I think I'll go with this one.

The website I got it from said it was something to do with bread?
I think its cucumbers on their gobs,

I would have thought "cucumber sandwiches for the queen are made differently in ungy bungy".

Wow. I vote that fly wins. :D

[_fly_]

That was my comment to my own strange image.
I've already passed on the baton of funny

[Sawdust Maker]

not sure this has been used but anyway

331996

[_fly_]

And you thought bugs hitting the windscreen was a problem.

[A Duke]

1) Duck!


2( F**k!


3) Timber!

[_fly_]

After eating his apple, Ted needed a toothpick.
He had no idea how much of a toothpick he was going to get.

[tea lady]

Crap. Wasted all that time cleaning the windshield at the last petrol station. 5 minutes of my life I won't get back.

[Cliff Rogers]

Incoming!

[rwbuild]

The makings of a log jam

[rwbuild]

Fred suddenly realised why tailgating isn't a good idea

[Simplicity]

Did I bring spare underwear!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Stupid truckies... I'm a DOG catcher!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hey, kids? Enough of the I-Spy, let's play Pick-Up-Sticks!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Carry a chainsaw in the boot for 25 years and on the first day I drive a courtesy car...? :rolleyes:

[DavidG]

Aaaaaaliance.

[A Duke]

Plenty of FOR (found on road) for the next wood turner who happens along.

[rrich]

Oh, S***

[Sawdust Maker]

Crap. Wasted all that time cleaning the windshield at the last petrol station. 5 minutes of my life I won't get back.

all pretty good
but I'll go with this one as it appeals to my quirky sense of humour
over to you TL

[tea lady]

all pretty good
but I'll go with this one as it appeals to my quirky sense of humour
over to you TLWhy thank you? :D How's this one?

http://antitouristic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/fish-head_1781711i.jpg

[_fly_]

Aquaman as a kid.

[Sawdust Maker]

Nobody ever talks about the hidden genetic dangers of snorkling

[Cliff Rogers]

They just don't make mermaids like they used to.

[A Duke]

That head was not as tasty as it looked.

[Simplicity]

You got problem mate!
At least I don't need some dumb tank idea to breathe with

[AlexS]

Blondie's attempts to use fishoil as a replacement for botox were not entirely successful.

[_fly_]

Hey Pal, Watch where your shoving that snorkel!!!

[rwbuild]

Talk about being fed up to the gills

[labr@]

"My gills are aliiiive with the sound of muuuusiiic"



Ha ha you'll all have that going around in your heads for hours now.:U

(Why should I be the only one :~)

[A Duke]

:bump:

[rwbuild]

Has this thread finally died and needs to be ceremoniously buried or do we resuccitate it?

[Cliff Rogers]

Hey TL, you have to pick somebody, WAKE UP! :D

[tea lady]

They just don't make mermaids like they used to.You better have a go then Cliff. :U

(sheesh. I was, like, BUSY. :q:cool:)

[Cliff Rogers]

You better have a go then Cliff. :U

(sheesh. I was, like, BUSY. :q:cool:)

Ta, I'll be back shortly.

[Cliff Rogers]

OK, lets see what you can do with this.

[_fly_]

They spent so much on the rocket candles I only got a cookie instead of a cake.
Well the jokes on them cos I'm eating it all myself.....

[A Duke]

Some pyromaniacs never grow up.

[Cliff Rogers]

So is that it? Just 3 of us left now? :?

[tea lady]

Isn't the rocket supposed to go UNDER the cake?

[rwbuild]

So is that it? Just 3 of us left now? :?

Looks like it :(

[Cliff Rogers]

Some pyromaniacs never grow up.

OK, I'm going with this one 'cos it is a truth. :D

The people who found those candles are known for their bonfires. :2tsup:

[A Duke]

Hi,
That was quick, try this cartoon
336655

[labr@]

That's what happens when your dog is a cross between a bull terrier and a shitzu - it bullshitzu :p

(Sorry - best I can do on a Monday evening:U)

(And as for the previous one, only just saw it tonight so "By the time Cliff finished blowing out the candles he was another year older - well, he felt like it anyway")

[Cliff Rogers]

...it bullshitzu ...
Winner. :2tsup:

[Cliff Rogers]

Hi,
That was quick, try this cartoon
336655
Weighting to go for a walk.

[rwbuild]

The lapdogs wanted her lap back

[A Duke]

The lapdogs wanted her lap backHi,
Well we do not seem to have many takers these days. I will go with this one, it was a toss up with Cliff's but as he has just had one it fell this way.
Take it away rwbuild.
Regards

[rwbuild]

I have a suggestion to put some new life into this thread.

How about doing it in reverse. Post the description/comment and let everyone post a photo to fit it and then choose the best photo.

Or we just forget about this thread all together.

Comments, opinions welcome.

[_fly_]

I sort of gave up when A picked B and B picked C and C picked A again.
wasn't worth the effort anymore.

[Cliff Rogers]

It get seem that way at times.

[Sawdust Maker]

I'm still in just didn't have anything witty (IMHO) on the last one and missed the one before:doh:

[fenderbelly]

weight for it

[gms002a]

http://www.woodworkforums.com/images/attach/jpg.gif


Loosely translated, it means "after successful bum lift operation"

I can't translate the 2nd picture without offending anyone

[AlexS]

Pretty hard to offend anyone here, but those pics go close!

[rustynail]

1) Coming or going?
2) Cod help us?

[rwbuild]

Big Bertha and Little Freddie

[Sawdust Maker]

cleavage?

[Cliff Rogers]

Walmart?

[gms002a]

image001.jpg (http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=340091&stc=1&d=1424090240)

[A Duke]

Cleavage.