Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #7

[skot]

Maxwell Smart's Traffic Violation....Talking on the Phone while Driving

[rwbuild]

Thats the one I was looking for
Take it away Skot

[skot]

Give me a day....I'm in panic mode trying to clear client's jobs before I have next week off

[skot]

OK....away you go.....

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[A Duke]

Oh what big eyes you have Santa.

[Sawdust Maker]

Let's just blend in with this fence...

[rwbuild]

Just a chip off the old block

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

OK, that's that done. Now, where'd I put that rabbit suit?

[rwbuild]

The BWIU's new picket line broucher

[rwbuild]

Um.......... has this one died or do we have to bump Skot, :?:?:?:?

[skot]

My Bad.....have been away in Cairns.....I wasn't happy with the pic I chose.....I'll give it to Sawdust Maker......sorry about the lousy pic and my tardiness...

[Sawdust Maker]

Ok

how about this

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[chrisb691]

Australia did indeed have a large paper army.

[A Duke]

Walter Mittie's limmo.

[A Duke]

Recycle bin raider rides again.

[rwbuild]

Bob Browns environmentally acceptable limo

[Sawdust Maker]

Australia did indeed have a large paper army.

This has died so I'll go with this entry

take it away

I was expecting "Son's first driving lesson"

[chrisb691]

Here you go.

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[A Duke]

Something is nibbling at my foundations.

[Sawdust Maker]

are you sure we're safe from global warming?

[rwbuild]

Time and tide wait for no man

[Tonyz]

You want the plumbing to go where??

[Simplicity]

Bugger I forgot the milk

[chrisb691]

Bugger I forgot the milk

Off you go then. :)

[chrisb691]

You want the plumbing to go where??

Seems that Simplicity doesn't want the honour, so will you take it over Tonto?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Thought I'd posted a reply to this 'un? :? Too late now, but I'll repost anyways... :D

"My serf's may not be the best masons in the county, but by hell they can dig a moat!"

[Simplicity]

Whoops looks like I should check in more often sorry guys

[Tonyz]

Pass sorry.

[chrisb691]

Anyone want to volunteer?

[A Duke]

Ok then
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[rwbuild]

Hey fella's, you better move away from the dunny before he has another blow out

[Cliff Rogers]

Just made it, the car was on its last legs too.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

He nearly made it to the loo before the Genii escaped from the bottle...

[Sawdust Maker]

"Where's the creek?"

[Simplicity]

For sale one slightly used s... Box
Only used on Sundays
Needs cosmetic work

[labr@]

Kenny's pit crew

[rwbuild]

Who said he couldn't drive for sh*t

[A Duke]

Last chance I am judging tomorrow :D

[A Duke]

Hi,
I think I will give it to Skew for this one
He nearly made it to the loo before the Genii escaped from the bottle...

I would have come up with "It may be handling like a piece of second hand food but that is still not your pit box"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Thanks, Hugh. Let's see what the members make of this 'un...

[Sawdust Maker]

Yay, ABBA

[A Duke]

Drink a drink a drink for Lily the pink elephant.

[_fly_]

The latest design in leather armchairs that Fred and Wilma are considering.

Fred says the stone ones are out of date and cold.

[Cliff Rogers]

Trunkty dumpty had a great fall.

[chrisb691]

The day finally came, when Dumbo was kicked out of the nest.

[Chief Tiff]

Dignity can go to hell; if it itches it WILL be scratched.

[Chief Tiff]

After a long and thorough search, zookeeper Bruce finally discovered who'd been "taxing his crop"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Dignity can go to hell; if it itches it WILL be scratched.

A quick one's a good one. (And I'll be AFK for a week. :rolleyes:)

There are some hoots this time.... but this one's totally unexpected, yet I can relate so well!

Take it away Chief!

[Chief Tiff]

Staying with animals doing weird stuff...

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[A Duke]

I always wondered how so many kangaroos got them selves hit by motor vehicles.
:wink:

(Sorry , I could not resist that one.)

[Cliff Rogers]

Now this is the most comfortable (least uncomfortable) way to arrange yourself on a bike seat, strictly dry weather riding only & stay out of the prickles. (Unless you have a mud guard fitted.) :cool:

[Tonyz]

aarrh ummm hang on a minute.... theres something ......yes there is too there is something definately wrong with that picture... are you sure photo shopping is allowed?? :)

[Sawdust Maker]

Qantas management backup plan

[labr@]

Why you should be wary of dodgy steroid suppliers

[rwbuild]

Clover Moore in drag

[Chief Tiff]

I always wondered how so many kangaroos got them selves hit by motor vehicles.
:wink:

(Sorry , I could not resist that one.)

:D:D:D

I've always wondered why they were attracted to my fourby's lycra bar too...

I was surprised though that no-one mentioned the thing that Skippy and Lance armstrong both have in common.... neither of them have won a Tour-de-France. :rolleyes:


Take it away, your Dukeship

[A Duke]

How about this one
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[_fly_]

He thinks he's a sheep dog

[_fly_]

Rex's woolen pants had a lose thread problem

[Sawdust Maker]

damn thing attacked me

[Simplicity]

Mummy I swear I did not bite the dog catchers
I promise it was not me

[chrisb691]

I told you I wasn't very good at skeining.

[A Duke]

I told you I wasn't very good at skeining.Well it seems to have run its course so I think I will go with this one.
Off you go chris

[chrisb691]

Well it seems to have run its course so I think I will go with this one.
Off you go chris

Bugga. Last time I got one of these I couldn't even give it away. :) I'll be back.

[chrisb691]

I posted a pic on Wednesday, but it has disappeared. I was wondering why there had been no response.

Staying with the animal theme.

[Simplicity]

So I have to earn my keep they say
And all they could think of was a foot warmer for work !!!!

[Cliff Rogers]

Is this convincing enough for 'Roll over & play dead?'

[A Duke]

See I have a better smile than A Duke's avatar when I lay on my back.

[Chief Tiff]

Rex came round from the anesthetic feeling kind of weird and funny... like he was missing something... or some things...

[chrisb691]

Rex came round from the anesthetic feeling kind of weird and funny... like he was missing something... or some things...

Take it away Chief.

[chrisb691]

Well, It's happened to me again. This time Chief Tiff has gone AWOL. So would someone like to take it on?

[labr@]

Here's one I prepared earlier ......

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[A Duke]

Watch the bottom step, it's a doosie.

[DavidG]

Hang on. The tide will come in soon.

[Sawdust Maker]

my boat was here, as I tried to step onto it it disappeared

[Sawdust Maker]

hey sarge, we'd he put the sub

[Simplicity]

I tell u just wiggle him around once more and the sharks will be here in no time

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Strewth! When ya said yer had to go, yer really had to go, dintcha!

[Sawdust Maker]

There's gotta be an easier way to get a confession!

[labr@]

There's gotta be an easier way to get a confession!

Your turn Nick

[Sawdust Maker]

Thanks

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[A Duke]

No wonder the horses are on strike, there is not enough room for a hundred of them in there.

[Cliff Rogers]

Are we there yet?

[Simplicity]

Stop horsing around will you

[skot]

250 Horse Power you say...where are they ?

[labr@]

I told you it needed to be driven gently but, oh no, you had to hoof it!

[rwbuild]

Pony express

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"I told you to check it's teeth before you bought it, but did you? Neigh. And then you..." nag, nag, nag...

[Sawdust Maker]

over to you Skew

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Thanks, Nick. Lessee... how 'bout this 'un?

[Sawdust Maker]

Stephen Hawking goes fishing

[A Duke]

If I can't sink this one I will give up golf.

[Cliff Rogers]

Just when you think it is safe to go back in the water.....

[Simplicity]

You sure this goes express to China
No stops !!

[AlexS]

When Fred offered to do the washing up, he was unaware of the shrinking properties of new Palmolive.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I reckon SM got it nailed, but as he handed off to me I'll give this one to AlexS...

take it away, sirrah!

[AlexS]

Thanks Skew, sorry about the delay...

Try this one.
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[A Duke]

Any one for a romp in the hay?

[Tonyz]

Todays modern education will do this to you........ theres always hope

[Sawdust Maker]

when wood pixies go bad!