Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #7

[Tonyz]

Hmmmm. one of my staff posting about my driving on facebook again...?

[_fly_]

Welcome to the Giants Urinal...

[labr@]

I reckon I've seen that one before - it's Salvadore Dali's truck.

[labr@]

.....or maybe the driver's on a bender.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The new Mercedes Bends...

[Cliff Rogers]

Turn it up.

[Sawdust Maker]

made on Friday

[beer4all]

The new Mercedes Bends...

.....not to be confused with Great Wall................

[Chief Tiff]

Pfft! who needs four wheel drive?

[A Duke]

Driven up the wall.

[beer4all]

Pfft! who needs four wheel drive?

........when you can have a four wall drive..........

[rwbuild]

I'll go with Bushmiller

Take it away

[Bushmiller]

Thanks Ray.

How about this?

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Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

Coon a barra race.


(so who said it has to be Politically correct.)

[_fly_]

Siamese twins Olympic marathon.

[Tonyz]

Aaahh grasshopper, so we meet again.

[Chief Tiff]

The Guantanamo Gymnastics team practicing their latest configuration-The Double Insurgent Interception

[skot]

100% Employment when pay rates are cheaper than Witches Hat's

[beer4all]

Looks like one of those Kama Citrus Tantric thingies.............

[Bushmiller]

In choosing a pic I resisted the temptations of the provocative and went with controversial instead, but it wasn't an easy one.

Quite a divergence on captions too. I'll go with beer4all on this one.

Regards
Paul

PS. Hugh, that was very non-PC :no::D

[beer4all]

Cheers Paul,

fire away folks.......

[A Duke]

Teeth sharpening.

[Sawdust Maker]

This is wedged tight - I'm going to have to push it through

[rwbuild]

Man! you sure got deep rooted teeth

[rwbuild]

The first crude attempst at dental implants did lack some degree of finesse

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

There's your problem! An impacted molar...

[Simplicity]

Stone Age meets Iron Age
With not the best out come

[A Duke]

Stone Age meets Iron Age
With not the best out come
Talk about being on the same track I was just going to say:- "stone age mallet meets iron age dental drill"
:)

[underfoot]

Achmed's kebabs (although tasty) were a little stringy....and dental floss wouldn't work

[beer4all]

Achmed's kebabs (although tasty) were a little stringy....and dental floss wouldn't work

Going with this one...........take it away underfoot.......

[underfoot]

...........take it away underfoot.......
Ta...let's try

[Cliff Rogers]

"Who you callin' cuz?"

[Cliff Rogers]

Suspicious Minds

[A Duke]

Looks like some adult made a not very politically correct remark.

[rwbuild]

You can pick your friends but not the relo's

[rwbuild]

Hey, you know anyone called Clyde?

[beer4all]

" Hmmmm ,.......I wonder how that monkey got mummys special necklace that she wears for daddy at bedtime......."

[beer4all]

" Listen kid, I can stare all day too..........but rules are rules,.........no peanuts means NO TRICKS ."

[_fly_]

It was silent and deadly but I think she knows it was me....

[Sawdust Maker]

waddya mean 'he's got my ears'?

[Sawdust Maker]

who farted?

[tea lady]

There WAS a tim tam. Dad says HE didn't eat it.

[Simplicity]

You sound and look just like my kid brother
A bloody monkey

[underfoot]

although I do like a good fart joke...I'll hand it over to TL for this one...

There WAS a tim tam. Dad says HE didn't eat it.

[Sawdust Maker]

damn, political correctness strikes again! :rolleyes:

[labr@]

although I do like a good fart joke...I'll hand it over to TL for this one...


OI! TL! WAKE UP!

It's your turn :U

[A Duke]

:bump2::bump:

[rwbuild]

Take it away Duke

[A Duke]

Take it away DukeOK just for the fun of it lets see what we can come up with for these smilies.


http://d1r5wj36adg1sk.cloudfront.net/images/smilies/smilie%20signs/bump2.gifhttp://d1r5wj36adg1sk.cloudfront.net/images/smilies/actions/bump.gif

[Cliff Rogers]

:brick:

[rwbuild]

Too much of this :pash:resulted in too many of these :bump:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

http://www.ubeaut.biz/bum.gif


(OK, ok... so I'm taking the P outta it. :innocent: )

[A Duke]

Hmm, seems to have fallen a bit flat, not many takers and less enthusiasm.
I was expecting some military training type captions like "At the double there! Show some enthusiasm when I show the BUMP flag!"

I will give it to rwbuild with a blush, for effort.
Take it away Ray.

[Skew's_Girl]

ARRRRRR! This be a pirate hijacking!

This captionable photo brought to you by an ExtremelySexySkew :D
ARRRRowl :wink:

[doug3030]

SKew's Girl: "What is worn under the kilt?"

SKew: "Nothing, its all in perfect working order!" :2tsup:

[Cliff Rogers]

Shoes? :shutup1:

[rwbuild]

I laddie, and where do ye think Nessi is hindin?

[Sawdust Maker]

cross dresser

[Skew's_Girl]

*snickersnirk*
Gonna give this one to Cliffy, cause it's true. He didn't complain about the kilt, the sporran, or the tails. It was the shoes.

Side note, Mother's maiden name is Burns. ;)

[A Duke]

Anyone can wear a kilt, but you can recognise the true Scot by the dandruff on his shoes.
:D

[Cliff Rogers]

Beauty, let me find something. :2tsup:

[Cliff Rogers]

Try again.... :doh:

[beer4all]

" You should see my Gopher..........er.........actually..........has (gopher://gopher..........er.........actually..........has) ANYONE seen my Gopher.....? "

[AlexS]

Cliff finally found a vehicle that he hadn't yet rolled.

[A Duke]

The new ATZFV. (All Terrain Zimmer Frame Vehicle)

[skot]

Evil NoF'Kenevil

[labr@]

"Uncle" Al Segway in the very early days...

[beer4all]

Wow, I had no idea "MacGyver" was still in production........

[Sawdust Maker]

the new offroad walker

[Cliff Rogers]

Cliff finally found a vehicle that he hadn't yet rolled.

I had my helmet on at least.

Your turn, roll, flip, tip, Alex.

[AlexS]

Thanks Cliff. OK folks, take this one to bed and sleep on it.320414

[Cliff Rogers]

Deer: "Read the part about Santa asking Rudolph to pull the sleigh again."
Dog: "Do we have to hear that again?"

[Simplicity]

Imm
I'm a vegetarian there both meat eaters
Whoops

[_fly_]

Yes dear,
No dear,
No deer,
Yes deer.

[labr@]

Buster was devastated on finding out his owner was a doe nut.


(
Yes dear, No dear, No deer, Yes deer.
Fly, have you been bugging my house?)

[Bushmiller]

Dog: "When she's gone you're going to pay deerly for this invasion of private time!"

Regards
Paul

[AlexS]

OK, judgement day.
I think Fly has it with "Yes deer, no deer".

[_fly_]

Thanks, Whats happening with this one.

[A Duke]

Propeller Head goes jet powered.

[DavidG]

Tommo was impressed with his new I-glasses

[rwbuild]

The childhood days of Inspector Gadget

[Cliff Rogers]

"Iiiii'mmmm a lumberjack & IIiiiiii'mmmm .... wait?"

[Chief Tiff]

Little Johnny was initially thrilled to discover his Aldi X-Ray specs actually worked... until he accidentally glanced at Great Aunt Helga

[Sawdust Maker]

The new 3D glasses promised so much

[_fly_]

As much as I liked the inspector gadget ref I also saw this as the x-ray specs on back of the comics I got as a kid.

Off you go Chief...


Little Johnny was initially thrilled to discover his Aldi X-Ray specs actually worked... until he accidentally glanced at Great Aunt Helga

[Chief Tiff]

As much as I liked the inspector gadget ref I also saw this as the x-ray specs on back of the comics I got as a kid.

Off you go Chief...

Ok, try this one for size:

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[AlexS]

His experiment to verify the 'buttered side down' law had one serious flaw.

[Cliff Rogers]

Jedi wannabe.

[Tonyz]

His experiment to verify the 'buttered side down' law had one seriousClaw.
that fits better

[rwbuild]

Puppetry of the Pussy

[A Duke]

I wish he wouldn't do the pirouette first when he tests to see if a cat always lands on it's feet.

[labr@]

Isn't that a scene from "The karate kit"?

[Chief Tiff]

No further takers?

Then I have to give it to RWbuild; that one definately tickled a funny bone!

[rwbuild]

Ok, try this one

http://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/unexplainable-11.jpg

[A Duke]

Every time he opens his mouth he puts his foot in it. This time it got stuck.

[Sawdust Maker]

Later Fred vowed never to berate other drivers again

[Sawdust Maker]

Put a sock in it had a wider meaning

[AlexS]

Fred's attempts to get dressed while driving to work still needed a little tweaking.

[tea lady]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO the hokey pokeeeeeeeeeeeee.
OOOOOOOOOOOooooo the hokey pokeeeeeeey.

[Chief Tiff]

On the drive home Bruce wished he'd never said his Mother-in-law's steak was tougher than shoe leather