Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #7

[Chief Tiff]

Jeez Dad, keep yer 'air on; I've put it back down again.

[Bushmiller]

"I was going to try a Snatch, but seeing as how I've just had my bath I'd better make it a Clean and Jerk. "

Regards
Paul

[beer4all]

"Hey Dad! I wanna show ya how the milkman does it, then I'll show ya how the postie does it, then the plumber............"

[rustynail]

Here ok?

[Sawdust Maker]

Hey Dad - I think I need more weights

[rwbuild]

Here ok?

There are some good ones there but I'll give it to Rusty, short and cheaky

Take it away Rusty

[rustynail]

Sorry all, my puta has once again decided it will not load picks. I tink tis time for new one. Could someone please take over ?
Thanks,
Rusty.

[Cliff Rogers]

I'm no it.

[A Duke]

Pet coffin

[Chief Tiff]

You may play
while I lay

[Bushmiller]

"Hotdogs, Hotdogs: Get your Hotdogs here!"

[A Duke]

Don't put it away, play me another lullaby.

[Bushmiller]

I'm no it.

Cliff

Well are you? Or are you not on it? :D

Reminds me of some pub graffiti on the urinal wall of a wine bar.

"Dislexia rules KO."

:wink:

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

Bach's dog

[Chief Tiff]

Koreans are discovering ingenious ways to smuggle key ingredients into their restaurants

[Bushmiller]

"Just tuning out."

[RETIRED]

Al Capone, "Damn, wrong case."

[rwbuild]

Music soothes the savage beast

[Cliff Rogers]

Cliff

Well are you? Or are you not on it? :D

Reminds me of some pub graffiti on the urinal wall of a wine bar.

"Dislexia rules KO."

:wink:

Regards
Paul
Yup, incoherent frootloop most of the day. :doh:

I went under a general anesthetic for about a half hour yesterday evening.

I had a 1 hour Ukulele workshop with 20 high school kids this morning, stood in front of them babbling away & couldn't remember the names of who I was babbling about or why I even started some sentences but I managed to teach them a song & they performed it in front of the school this arvo.
Not sure if I'll be invited back. :-

Maybe that is be why I wasn't allowed to drive today. :rolleyes:

[Bushmiller]

Yup, incoherent frootloop most of the day. :doh:

I went under a general anesthetic for about a half hour yesterday evening.

I had a 1 hour Ukulele workshop with 20 high school kids this morning, stood in front of them babbling away & couldn't remember the names of who I was babbling about or why I even started some sentences but I managed to teach them a song & they performed it in front of the school this arvo.
Not sure if I'll be invited back. :-

Maybe that is be why I wasn't allowed to drive today. :rolleyes:

Ooops, you have a real excuse :- . I thought it was the fat finger syndrome. My limited experience of general anesthetics are that they can stay with you for a long times. The repercussions can be there, albeit in ever diminishing amounts, for many weeks. So there you have it: A get out of gaol (spell check wants me to say jail :) ) free card. Immunity from the sin bin :wink: .

I hope all is well with you and indeed your other half.

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

Just a regular scope, nothing serious.

[rustynail]

Yup, incoherent frootloop most of the day. :doh:

I went under a general anesthetic for about a half hour yesterday evening.

I had a 1 hour Ukulele workshop with 20 high school kids this morning, stood in front of them babbling away & couldn't remember the names of who I was babbling about or why I even started some sentences but I managed to teach them a song & they performed it in front of the school this arvo.
Not sure if I'll be invited back. :-

Maybe that is be why I wasn't allowed to drive today. :rolleyes:
Cliff, Thanks for stepping in the other day. I have a mate who has his own still. One of his concoctions we call General Anaesthetic. I trust yours was a little more gentle than his.

[Cliff Rogers]

No head ache. :D

[tea lady]

His name of Fender did not actually refer to a love of chasing cars.

[Cliff Rogers]

Koreans are discovering ingenious ways to smuggle key ingredients into their restaurants

All done, I'm going with this one. :2tsup:

[Chief Tiff]

All done, I'm going with this one. :2tsup:

Sorry guys, I'm actually in India at the moment with limited interweb capability, this reply was painfully punched out via my
Kobo and I'm not clever enough to figure out how to upload any pictures that I don't actually have anyway.

Can someone fill in for me with this one please?

[Cliff Rogers]

Pet coffin

2nd prize, have a go Hugh.

[A Duke]

2nd prize, have a go Hugh.Thanks
309694Give this one a go.

[Cliff Rogers]

F1 69.

[Sawdust Maker]

half pike with twist

[Bushmiller]

"Wouldn't have happened if they'd been on Pirellis!"

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

Now this is how you do a high 5

[rwbuild]

Practicing for the next F1 down under

[tea lady]

The change of carreer from the Roulettes to race cars was not working out well.

[AlexS]

I'll see your "wall of death" and raise you...

[AlexS]

Fred and Ginger try F1.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Yep, this one's right, mate. Now flip 'er the other way and I'll check t'other!"


(ex: After cost-cutting measures eliminated pit crews, team drivers had to start checking each others' tyres...)

[beer4all]

When you're not having a Goodyear, you just gotta roll with the punctures................

[A Duke]

:bump2::bump:

[A Duke]

Fred and Ginger try F1.Hi,
I will go with this one. Nearly went for Cliff's but as he just had one it made the choice easier.
Off you go Alex.
Regards

[AlexS]

OK, see how you go with this one.
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[Sawdust Maker]

heard it all before

[Sawdust Maker]

why do I always get the late saturday shift when the drunks come in?

[beer4all]

"You put $50 on Carlton to win a game this year........? Baaahahahaha....."

[A Duke]

"Now when I was your age - "

[AlexS]

OK, this one's going pretty slowly so it's time to call it. I'm tempted to give it to Cliff, but seeing he didn't post his suggestion....
Take it away, Beer4all.

[beer4all]

Cheers muchly Alex............

[Cliff Rogers]

Excuse me, can you please pass me that rifle?

[DavidG]

See.... Its an I-pad. Not a mate.

[rwbuild]

Leo checking out the latest in high tech dens

[A Duke]

Nice kitty.

[tea lady]

No sorry. The book says you are very rare in this area. So I'm not sure we'll have much luck finding you a girl friend on grinder.

[Bushmiller]

"Actually, my friend, I'm here for breakfast and you're it." (spoken in a george Sanders voice.)

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

Yeah I know, I took a thorn out of your foot, doesn't mean I have to make you breakfast!

[beer4all]

"Actually, my friend, I'm here for breakfast and you're it." (spoken in a george Sanders voice.)

Regards
Paul

Reckon he may have been the Mane course.....

Over to you Paul

Hope everyone had a safe Easter break.

[Bushmiller]

Thanks Beer4all

How about this? It seemed appropriate:

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Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

Rooted to the spot.

[rwbuild]

Bob Brown, eat your heart out

[A Duke]

Extreme tree hugging.

[Sawdust Maker]

Rip van Winkle's final resting spot

[beer4all]

" Is that a Lumber Puncture? "

[beer4all]

One of natures kinky positions............its called the butt knot..........ideal for treesomes.............

[Bushmiller]

Rooted to the spot.

Beer4all managed to get the most innuendos in a single sentence :D, but I'll go with Cliff's caption for it's simplicity and directness :wink:.

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

Ta, give me a while to find one.

[Cliff Rogers]

I'm back.... internet is a bit hit & miss out here.

[rwbuild]

At any point in time there will be some pain

[A Duke]

Wakey wakey!!

[A Duke]

Feel the thrill of a brand new day.

[Bushmiller]

"Barrier cream in a pin."

Regards
Paul

[beer4all]

Booked in for acupuncture at 5:35 sharp.......

[CMB]

Getting out of bed can sometimes be a real prick.

[Simplicity]

Acupuncture has it the technological age finally

[A Duke]

You know you are in for a prick of a day if you don't wake up before the alarum goes off.

[labr@]

Now I just need to set out 7 bandaids and I'm ready for bed

[Cliff Rogers]

Getting out of bed can sometimes be a real prick.
:2tsup:

Good one, have a turn. :D

[CMB]

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[Cliff Rogers]

Bull sheyet.

[A Duke]

The natural answer to ivory poaching.

[beer4all]

Is that from a book titled " Dumbo and the Elephant " ? .....he really is a dumb poacher.......or a dung poacher.....dumb dung.......
....... " Dumb Dung ,....Avon Calling "............

[CMB]

:bump2:

[Simplicity]

Road rage is done differently in Africa

[rwbuild]

Be afraid, very afraid of the dung beetle...... its BIG

[CMB]

The natural answer to ivory poaching.

All yours Hugh.

[A Duke]

OK let's see what can be done with this one.
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(Everyone survived)

[rwbuild]

n....n....n...nine......t.....t.....t....ten.....p.....p.....pull

[Cliff Rogers]

What does this 'Eject' lever dddddoooooooooo...........

[Chief Tiff]

Belatedly, Elmer remembered the instruction to jump out of the aircraft before it ran out of sky

[AlexS]

Angle Parking.

[fenderbelly]

c'mon you should have known sail has the right of way

[Simplicity]

Immmm did I take out the windscreen Insurence as we'll

[labr@]

Ooooh chute!

[tea lady]

Bruce could now see the logic in packing the bouncy castle.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Bloody inane OH&S regs! What desk-bound guvmint monkey decided air-bags were better than a 'chute?

[rustynail]

All God's critters got a place in the choir.....

[Sawdust Maker]

phew, we missed the power lines

[A Duke]

c'mon you should have known sail has the right of wayI'll give it to this one
Off you go fenderbelly.


Like Sawdust Maker I would say those power lines next to an air strip and parachute club are an accident waiting to happen, Judging by the insulators they must be pretty high KVs.
Regards

[A Duke]

:bump:

[rwbuild]

At the risk of being presumptuous, I thought that I would kick this along in lieu of Fenderbelly. If anyone objects I will gladly step back and delete it.

Have a go at this one

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[A Duke]

The president of the Harpic Club's ute.

[Bushmiller]

"Reverse gear is a bit tricky: It's enough to drive you up the wall."

Regards
Paul