Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #7

[Sawdust Maker]

Reading the selfies vasectomy guide, Harry grabbed the chainsaw and ...

[Sawdust Maker]

Harry's last word was, oops

[_fly_]

Nope, Can't think of anything funny about this at all.....

[doug3030]

Safety first! Where's your helmet and gloves?

[A Duke]

No comment under the 5th amendment (USA)

[Cliff Rogers]

Nutz.... we had that one already.

[capt'ngrumpy]

Is it a two stroke or a four stroke?

[capt'ngrumpy]

Now if I just give this a pull,I might find if there's a crack in it

[_fly_]

A bad workman blames his tools.
A stupid workman soon doesn't have a tool to use.

[capt'ngrumpy]

Warning-riding chainsaws can be detrimental to your health

[_fly_]

Wittingslow Amusements are always trying to invent new rides for Moomba.
The chainsaw swing ride was one of cousin Elroy's ideas

[capt'ngrumpy]

Wittingslow Amusements are always trying to invent new rides for Moomba.
The chainsaw swing ride was one of cousin Elroy's ideas
Ha,cousin Elroy always in it for a laugh

[_fly_]

Elroy couldn't afford the prostate op here,
but he found a do it yourself site in russian that he thinks he understands.

[rwbuild]

Drastic measures for constipation

[capt'ngrumpy]

Elroy wanted to break the shackles and put an end to the meaning "Balls and Chain"

[CMB]

Hemorrhoids, be gone!

[Sawdust Maker]

Not being able to find his broom, Eddie the Witch grabbed a chainsaw ...

[beer4all]

Safety first! Where's your helmet and gloves?

Time to call it I think. "NEVER mix alcohol with stihl-nox................"

All yours doug3030.....

[doug3030]

All yours doug3030.....

Wow! I've never won before!

Probably because deletes all my best entries :roll:

Try this one I found at short notice but please try to stay away from the obvious...

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Cheers

Doug

[AlexS]

"I'm really looking forward to seeing his python (http://www.smh.com.au/environment/animals/python-in-the-dog-house-after-eating-family-pet-20140314-34qzh.html) tonight."

Sorry, was that too obvious?

[Chief Tiff]

Cutting off my fruits was bad enough, now they've gone too far...

[labr@]

Fifi's plan to check out her on line date by going in a disguise didn't work out. There was no-one else at the rendesvouz except a small giraffe.

[Sawdust Maker]

'hope the groom doesn't have dog's breath!

[Cliff Rogers]

Who would marry that bitch?

[rwbuild]

He better not be dog tired tonight!

[capt'ngrumpy]

Don't know what the obvious is,but that's got to be the ugliest bride I've ever seen.

[tea lady]

Remind me to never catch the bouquet again.

[Sawdust Maker]

Hope the groom is not a seeing eye dog

[beer4all]

Nice dress, shame about the Barqa though...........

[doug3030]

"I'm really looking forward to seeing his python (http://www.smh.com.au/environment/animals/python-in-the-dog-house-after-eating-family-pet-20140314-34qzh.html) tonight."

Sorry, was that too obvious?

Time to close this one off. I hope it is not too soon for anyone but I might mot get a chance to get online tomorrow and best to finish early rather than drag it on.

I will give this one to Alex. I read the news story he linked to about the python and the dog just before I found the photo and I was wondering what the python would make of it, and really the rest were a bit on the obvious side.

So take it away Alex.

Cheers

Doug

[AlexS]

Thanks Doug.
OK, have a go at this one...
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[Chief Tiff]

The Hobart Friendly Society of Crystal Gazers, Astrologers and Tarot readers look splendid in their new ensemble

[A Duke]

The Coven.

[Bushmiller]

I can't feel a heartbeat. It may be a deadball."

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

Harriet used too much bleach on her smock

[Sawdust Maker]

If we all rub it will a genie appear?

[Sawdust Maker]

The women's guild finally caught the death star

[beer4all]

Is this the Collingwood backline conducting a post-match analysis after Friday's thrashing by Fremantle?

[Chief Tiff]

Is this the Collingwood backline conducting a post-match analysis after Friday's thrashing by Fremantle?

These players are far too masculine to play for Collingwood...:D

[Cliff Rogers]

Don't let Eddie Mcguire see them, he'll want them.

[rustynail]

We think it's Trevor's.

[rwbuild]

#17 in the search for the perfect pill

[Sawdust Maker]

When it's flat we all rub it and it gets ...

[beer4all]

These players are far too masculine to play for Collingwood...:D

I will fess up & admit to being a long suffering pies fan........interest in the game has somewhat waned in it's transition from being a "sport" turned into a "business".

Gotta be honest and yes I realise the year has only just begun but perhaps #17 is where the Pies will finish this season..........

[beer4all]

Err.......is it a Femispherical Hypnotic Exercise ??


"Number seventeen, Dancig Queen"........................Got it ..........."Bingo"............

[Bushmiller]

"No you silly girls. Of course you don't swallow it. Just grip it very, very hard between your legs and don't let it go under any circustances."

Regards
Paul

[AlexS]

Looks as though its time is up. A few good entries, I liked "No. 17 in search for the perfect pill", but Bushmiller's late entry did it for me. Take it away Paul.

[Bushmiller]

Thanks Alex.

See what you can do with this one:

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Regards
Paul

[AlexS]

Dog: It's a bit rough when the master outsources my walks.

[A Duke]

Temporary visa dog walker.

[Cliff Rogers]

If this silly monkey would wear his glasses, he wouldn't need a seeing eye dog.

[Chief Tiff]

"Right turn, Rex!"

[Charlee43]

:U:U:U:U You guys are totally nuts!!! :U:U:U:U

[Charlee43]

:q Right turn Clyde :D

[labr@]

First it was the aircraft servicing, now this photo supports the rumour that they are going to outsource airport security.

[doug3030]

When the Malaysian Government said that all available resources were being deployed in the search for the missing flight MH-370 they really meant it!

[beer4all]

I hope these two are micro-chimped..................after the Mardi Gra some have been known to become directionally challenged...........

[Sawdust Maker]

Martha, is that the best disguise you could come up with?

[CMB]

Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard finally come out of hiding following the Labor Party's humiliating defeat last year. (I'll let you decide who is who). :U

[doug3030]

(I'll let you decide who is who). :U

Which one was the redhead again?

[rwbuild]

Which one was the redhead again?

Their both reds underneath

[Bushmiller]

:q Right turn Clyde :D

Quite liked a few of the links, but this reference to Clint Eastwood's Clyde amused.

Take it away Charlee.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Charlee

Wherefore art thou? :D

Will give until tomorrow around midday to post a new pic. After that time I will assume you are AWOL and choose another :cool:.

Regards
paul

[Bushmiller]

Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard finally come out of hiding following the Labor Party's humiliating defeat last year. (I'll let you decide who is who). :U

OK Craig

Would you care to give it a shot?

Regards
Paul

[CMB]

OK Craig

Would you care to give it a shot?

Regards
Paul

No probs. Give us till around lunch.

[CMB]

Knock yourselves out.

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[_fly_]

If I was hitchhiking in the bush I still wouldn't take a lift from a sheep riding a motorbike.

[_fly_]

Its a wife in sheeps clothing.

[rwbuild]

The Ugg Bootmobile

[rwbuild]

Wal going out on a hot date to Footrot Flats

[A Duke]

Choices, choices, which do I bite six legs an two wheels?

[Sawdust Maker]

Down at the dance Dave had first pick again!

[Bushmiller]

I'm not sure I'm going to be able suggest a caption reply to this pic :- .

Oh what the hell.

"Are you from New Zealand?"

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

Sheep taxi.

[tea lady]

She was the best in her field.

[Sawdust Maker]

Wish this bloke on the back would stop telling me how to ride this thing

[rwbuild]

Wal took a ewe turn after he was ramed

[Chief Tiff]

Linfox are trialing a New Zealand division; so far they've cornered the market in the outback brothel delivery service

[CMB]

Linfox are trialing a New Zealand division; so far they've cornered the market in the outback brothel delivery service

The image suggests their companies 'quality control' policy is very thorough.

[rustynail]

A "ewe"phemism.

[beer4all]

So that's what they mean by " Crutching ".......

[Simplicity]

When I said bring some fresh meat for dinner bob I didn't mean that fresh

[labr@]

Nothing special about that - it's just an outback airbag.

[labr@]

How do you take a sick sheep to the vet?

By rambulance of course :p.

[CMB]

Not sure if I'm impressed or disappointed with the restraint that was shown with this one.

Reckon I'll award it to Cheif Tiff. All yours mate.

[Chief Tiff]

They were a bit lacking in filth and innuendo, but there was some very clever word play. "Rambulance":U

Try this one:

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[CMB]

They were a bit lacking in filth and innuendo...

Very much so. :weeping:

[chrisb691]

aaah. Pee holes in the snow. Purrfection

[CMB]

Don't know how to type in a high pitch voice, but...

Mrs. Slocombe, "It were so cold last night my pussy was frozen solid!"
or, "I don't like this cold, it's terrible for my pussy!"

[A Duke]

How do I spell my name?

[rwbuild]

Damned if I can see that purrty looking albino I was chasing anywhere

[DavidG]

See. Told you I was a boy.

[Sawdust Maker]

Who stole my ugboots

[doug3030]

After seeing what the cold weather had done to the brass monkey, the cat decided it was safer to stand upright.

[Chief Tiff]

A Duke and RWBuild are neck and neck; can't decide between youse so the first one to post wins it.

Take it away fellas

[rwbuild]

Thank you, ok, see what everyone can do with this

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[CMB]

Lucky i got a nappy on... this could bust my pooper-valve.

[A Duke]

Hup!

[Cliff Rogers]

Hey Dad, Mum says to tidy up out here, where do you want this put?

[tea lady]

Aiming for the 2040 olympics.