Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #7

[tea lady]

http://helpfixmyslowcomputer.com/images/computerrepair.jpg

[_fly_]

Got to be a council computer, 1 working with 2 sitting and watching.

[A Duke]

Well we have the Q and A switched over, just a few more and we will know who touch types and who hunt and pecks.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

It's gotta be here... the old fool said 'The key is just northeast of the spot marked X!'

[Sawdust Maker]

Alice, Alice 'you down there?

[Bushmiller]

"It was the lads' good "D" for the day."

Regards
Paul

[labr@]

Oh isn't that nice - Tea Lady sent a crew around to fix Rustynail's computer

[skot]

While in Jamaica, I asked a local.."Did he know where the pirates buried their treasure?"

He looked around and whispered in my ear.... " Unda de Quay, Mun"

(Read that with a rastafarian accent)

[rwbuild]

"I on't have all ay for you unces to fix that key, my arling wife has ishe up a elightful inner for our aughters birth ay"

[rustynail]

Despicable

[tea lady]

I found the photo Rusty. You choose the winner.

[rustynail]

TL, I feel that would be a little unfair, as I also had an entry. I would much prefer to pass the honour to you as a public display of my gratitude for your quick response in my hour of need.

[labr@]

Tea Lady and Rustynail, I know you have good intentions - and impeccable manners - but this could end up being a bit like 2 people standing in front of a door saying "No, after you" repeatedly until one of them keels over.

How about we go with the one that had the most likes ie this one:


"I on't have all ay for you unces to fix that key, my arling wife has ishe up a elightful inner for our aughters birth ay"

[rwbuild]

Thank you, I didn't think it was all that good.

Try this one

http://cdn.extremefunnypictures.com/items/4324.jpg

[Chief Tiff]

Extreme duck sports: photobombing at 20,000ft

[Chief Tiff]

"You're dithpicable!!!"

[Sawdust Maker]

Stalker

[_fly_]

Now that Qantas will have foreign ownership,
they needed something other than a flying kangaroo.

First try is the "hitch-hiking duck"

[A Duke]

I may be quackers but I'm glade to be the way I am.

[Chief Tiff]

Daffy forgot one of the cardinal rules of commerce: you get what you pay for.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I shoulda known better than to order the Peeking Duck. Glad I didn't ask for the Bombe Alaska.

[Sawdust Maker]

So. You thought you'd get away from me by flying to Europe

[Bushmiller]

"I s'pose now you want an upgrade."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"This is Quantas. You should have flown Singapore if you wanted comfort."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"I think he just ducked out for a moment."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"He says there's been a bird strike in all engines. We're well, and truly ducked."

Regards
Paul

[labr@]

Aaahh...so that's what they mean by a bird on the wing.

[chrisb691]

In the specifications, the new airbus design called for a air duct in each window.

[Cliff Rogers]

"You got any bread?"

[doug3030]

"Got any grapes?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

[Sawdust Maker]

"... how about a glass of wine?"

[_fly_]

No, I didn't offer you nuts, I said ducks guts.

[rwbuild]

Surely someone is going to come up with the definitive caption, I'll keep it open for another day, but there are some good one's so far

[Cliff Rogers]

"Knock, knock?"

[labr@]

When I asked for a window seat I didn't realize it would come with such a large bill.

[CMB]

Since when did airlines start serving 'peeking ducking'?

[chrisb691]

"Knock, knock?"

Who's there?

[Sawdust Maker]

how come there's no trolley dolly service on the wing?

[Cliff Rogers]

This window has a quack in it.

[fenderbelly]

what are you looking at?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

What? We're both heading south, aren't we?

Proof positive that you don't need an opposable thumb to go hitch-hiking...

[rwbuild]

Bushmiller & Chris were good.

I was sure someone would have come up with "Daffy cashed in his frequent flyer points for an up grade" or along those lines but will give it to Cliff


This window has a quack in it.

Take it away Cliff

[Cliff Rogers]

Ta, I'm on it, don't go away.

[Cliff Rogers]

OK, lets see what you can do with this without getting the axe. :D

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[rwbuild]

Is that a gun in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

[Bushmiller]

"and thereby hangs a tale."

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

The transplant didn't go well

[Sawdust Maker]

Percy the cat

[Bushmiller]

"I'm a Burmese, not a Brazilian!"

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

When you go A over T you don't know what is going to get displaced.

[A Duke]

This one didn't land on his feet.

[tea lady]

Giving those pills to other types of animals can have unpredictable results.

[CMB]

Early onset of rigormortis just reinforces the fact that 'the only good type of cat is a dead one'.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

If that Mohel comes anywhere near me I'll take his eyes out, so help me God!

[Bushmiller]

"What?! Have you never heard of a tall tale?"

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

Hey Honey, where's my Viagra?

[labr@]

Having Tiddles washed at the chinese laundry is much cheaper than the pet parlour but they keep using too much starch.

[Cliff Rogers]

I like the Tall Tail & the Viagra ones.

I'd have said "Who are you calling Pussy?"

Going to give it the Labr@ for the starch... you go Labr@.

[labr@]

Thank you mister Cliff.

Here's a pic but I will be incommunicado from tonight until Monday so I designate RUSTYNAIL as judge.
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[Sawdust Maker]

Lost my giraffe suit

[Sawdust Maker]

Caught redhanded smuggling Fine Cotton out of the stables

[Sawdust Maker]

Nobody will ever suspect he's a ring in

[_fly_]

His name is PUFF, what do you expect?

[Bushmiller]

"I know I'm showing a lot of leg, but it's so my colour."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Stand behind me and say the bunting's upside down!"

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

"I am not a clothes horse! OK?"

[Chief Tiff]

After thirty years Shergar felt safe enough to walk around, providing he was heavilly disguised

[_fly_]

Transvestite Horse going to mardi gras, Now I've seen it all......

[Sawdust Maker]

stop horsing around

[RETIRED]

Does my hindquarters look big in this?

[rustynail]

His name is PUFF, what do you expect?

Giving this one to Fly.

[A Duke]

His name is PUFF, what do you expect?
:D Must be Puff the colour blind dragon.

[_fly_]

Ta,

there's timber in it.

[A Duke]

King Solomon only wanted to cut a baby in half to share it between two women.

[rwbuild]

Getting ready for the woodcutters vasectomy

[Bushmiller]

"Where do I put the wood?"

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

Fred threatened a starkers hunger strike if they took his woodpile

[Chief Tiff]

Oh lordy; ah see TWO snakes hidin' in that there woodpile!!!

[Chief Tiff]

With one last mighty push Cletus finally cleared his constipation; vowing never again to chew on his "wittlin' sticks"

[Cliff Rogers]

The West Virgina Little Theatre auditions for 'Joan of Arc' had taken an odd turn.

[Tonyz]

Not part of the competition. Just an observation........

The scary thing is that YES there are real people like that out there. Many years ago I had the illegal chance to work around good ole USA and got off the beaten track and met 'real?' people. At times it was more than scary, then I came back here and OMG found similar folks in Australia. Just sayin.

[beer4all]

CHORUS : " I wood do anything for love,........."

[RETIRED]

but I won't do that!

[Chief Tiff]

CHORUS : " I wood do anything for love,........."


but I won't do that!

By the look on her face he already did!

[_fly_]

I can't enter but this here's mine....

[rustynail]

Southern Comfort

[beer4all]

but I won't do that!

"......but I won't hew that! "

[_fly_]

Fred threatened a starkers hunger strike if they took his woodpile

Posts drying up, times up, so I'm going with this one.


Your up Nick

[Sawdust Maker]

ok thanks

was going to go with another old man one but saw this instead

So here goes

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[_fly_]

It does say BP Express,
But I think he went a bit too express.

[Cliff Rogers]

Lex III: Actioni contrariam semper et æqualem esse reactionem: sive corporum duorum actiones in se mutuo semper esse æquales et in partes contrarias dirigi.

[_fly_]

Sorry, I was aiming for the macca's drive thru next door, but give me a coke for your troubles.

[A Duke]

Damn! I've been driving the wife's Micra too often.

[Bushmiller]

"Make mine a big Mack please."

Regards
Paul

[_fly_]

Do you sell brake pads here?

[rwbuild]

Out of respect for those that lost their lives and were injured, I will not be posting a caption for this one

[beer4all]

" I was on my way to deliver this petrol station, when the car in front braked suddenly......"

[Sawdust Maker]

I think this has stalled

beer4all take it away

[beer4all]

Thank you Sawdust Maker,

Try this one..........

[rwbuild]

....looks like his wood's gunna get the cut.....