Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #7

[Bushmiller]

"It's a statue of David. The rest will be commissioned when the funding come through."

Regards
Paul

[Chief Tiff]

The village girls were really looking forward to the completion of the statue. Something to do with "you know what they say about a man with big hands"

[RETIRED]

"She'll be right mate."

[rwbuild]

Onya way

[AlexS]

Thumbelina's cottage

[Cliff Rogers]

That could be handy.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

As a result of Katrina, it's now illegal to pull the finger...

[labr@]

Thats the second biggest hand I've ever seen.

[Bushmiller]

"With a hand as good as that you should play poker."

Regards
Paul

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

So I did a bit o' gardenin' today and planted a palm...


:rolleyes:

[CMB]

Does that sign read "Free Prostate Examinations"? :o

[skot]

Does that sign read "Free Prostate Examinations"? :o

Obviously does not belong to the Doctor that Julia Gillard's partner was talking about

[Sawdust Maker]

Then Jack through his hand in

[chrisb691]

Then Jack through his hand in

Did you hear the one about the leper playing poker?

[AlexS]

Did you hear the one about the leper playing poker?His partner laughed his head off.

[skot]

and doing the Hokey Pokey is terrible sight

[chrisb691]

Frank (the leper) went to a second hand shop.

[tea lady]

Might have to have a group prize for that lot. :P

[tea lady]

The day Armageddon in giant land began.

[rwbuild]

So what happened to the hitch hiker

[skot]

As a result of Katrina, it's now illegal to pull the finger...

OK, I'm awarding the winner's prize to Skew.......over to you Mr ChiDAMAN

[skot]

As an aside..for those who have not seen this sculpture in person. I took this pic on the Tasman Highway approaching Scottsdale in North West Tassie.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

OK, I'm awarding the winner's prize to Skew.......over to you Mr ChiDAMAN

Thank ye, sirrah! Let's see how we go with this 'un...

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[CMB]

Helicrocter?

[A Duke]

These big dragon flies are like yabbies, the shell's a bit hard but the meat inside is delicious.

[Sawdust Maker]

Mum's going to be happy - I finally got that pesky mozzie

[rwbuild]

Somethings caught in his choppers

[NathanaelBC]

The Northern Territory's version of "bugs on the windscreen"

[Cliff Rogers]

The new Top End airline ran into a few teething problems.

[Bushmiller]

"Brings a whole new meaning to going off the rails."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Watch me do a death roll on this one. Ohh...ohh...hang about!"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"It's no good. As soon as his third leg comes off the ground we violate our weight limit."

Regards
Paul

[tea lady]

Chopper chomper

[_fly_]

Northern Territory Helicopter landing and locking system.

[labr@]

Wait a minute Harry, I dropped my handbag!

[tea lady]

Dam. We've been clamped again. Bloody parking inspectors are real lizards.

[fenderbelly]

The top ends version of fast food

[rwbuild]

Rotogator strikes again!

[Chief Tiff]

Son, spit that out now; you don't know where it's been!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ooer! There are some real doozies in there! Decisions... decisions... :think:

However I think TL can take it for her off-beat approach with:


Dam. We've been clamped again. Bloody parking inspectors are real lizards.

[tea lady]

Ooer! There are some real doozies in there! Decisions... decisions... :think:

However I think TL can take it for her off-beat approach with::D


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[AlexS]

I've heard of using Glad-wrap for safe sex, but I don't think it's any good for safe driving.

[rwbuild]

The latest in anti drink driving deterants

[Bushmiller]

"Err...That's not quite what we meant by putting it into long term storage."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Do not tangle with that spider!"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Holden's latest offering in the crysalis stage."

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

Laura Palmer

[A Duke]

Do you want it wrapped, or are you going to drive it home?

[Sawdust Maker]

Now put a parking ticket under the wiper!

[A Duke]

The Grim Reaper ad was not aimed at motor cars.

[tea lady]

I've heard of using Glad-wrap for safe sex, but I don't think it's any good for safe driving.Ith8ink Alex takes it. Off you go. :D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ya gotta be quick around here, eh? :wink: Too late again, but I'll still try to slip in:

"I'd change panel beaters if I were you, mate; that's the worst job of clear-coating I've ever seen!"

[_fly_]

I'll do it too then.

How to stop kiddies being seen when you keep them in the car at pokie venues.

[AlexS]

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OK Kiddies, try this one...

[tea lady]

Don't spend to long in the pool there mate. She can't hold her breath that long. I know its hot. Hurry up.

[Sawdust Maker]

hairdressers from hell

[Bushmiller]

'Oh no! Beans for breakfast. My turn to hold the breath."

Regards
Paul

[Chief Tiff]

In a rare event both members of the Tasmanian swim team were witnessed training together.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Following the re-branding of Nutrigrain, we now bring you the Chunkin' Dunkin' Ironman Competition.

[rustynail]

Ass about face

[A Duke]

Surf life saving practice after climate change.

[fenderbelly]

Hip and shoulder are still allowed in Aussie pools.

[beer4all]

Could there really be life beyond Uranus?

[Bushmiller]

"Demonstrating the humble butt weld with highly modified vee joint preparation."

Regards
Paul

[AlexS]

OK, time to call this one.
I'll give it to Chief Tiff for 'In a rare event both members of the Tasmanian swim team were witnessed training together.'

[Chief Tiff]

Ladies and gentlemen; for your appraisal:

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[_fly_]

I thought only peaches and kiwi's were fuzzy, but hey, I'll give it a try..

[rwbuild]

What do you mean,'I need more fibre in my diet'

[rwbuild]

This is my food bowl, not your fruit bowl

[A Duke]

When I move from here you will see what I think of your fruit.

[Cliff Rogers]

Pass, I like cats but I couldn't eat a whole one.

[CMB]

Begging to be stuffed in the blender and turned into a smoothie?

[Sawdust Maker]

dang where's my camouflage outfit

[Sawdust Maker]

Pineapple disguised as a cat

[Sawdust Maker]

Still life with fruit

[rustynail]

Puss in fruits.

[A Duke]

Frutie cat

[capt'ngrumpy]

Poor paw fruit

[Chief Tiff]

Poor paw fruit

:D

My offering would have been "If I sit here long enough will my fruits grow back?"

Take it away Cap'n and welcome to the thread; it's good to have some new blood!

[tea lady]

Puss in fruits.Ya. Don't think I can better that one. :D

[capt'ngrumpy]

:D

My offering would have been "If I sit here long enough will my fruits grow back?"

Take it away Cap'n and welcome to the thread; it's good to have some new blood!


Thanks Chief hope I don't bleed too badly.

Now try this -

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[tea lady]

Will this make me look cool?

[rwbuild]

This is better than fixing the areal, at least I got something to sit on

[chrisb691]

Our air conditioner brackets are warrantied for the life of the purchaser.

[rustynail]

Just another nut .......literally.

[Bushmiller]

"Nah, not really dangerous. After the third one you become conditioned to it."

Regards
Paul

[Chief Tiff]

Ilya vowed never to touch his cousin's homemade vodka again.

[NathanaelBC]

Safer clinging onto this air conditioner than being inside this poorly-built apartment block where the ceiling could collapse at any moment …

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

This is one of the problems with 3rd-world countries: mattresses on the floor, no-one can afford closets... and there's nowhere to hide when hubby comes home early!

[A Duke]

Which is the right way to turn a nut, to tighten it, when you are looking at it from this angle?

[old1955]

Actually he's the Workplace Health & Safety Inspector ensuring that everything has been done correctly.

[Tonyz]

Pease dont leave me,......I love you,.........I'll change, you just wait and see,...... I promise I wont sit on that throne again.

[Sawdust Maker]

Hope I don't drop the bloody spanner again

[Sawdust Maker]

Oh damn, did I leave the bluddy phone in the truck again?

[Bushmiller]

Another two shots of Smirnov and I'll bet I could make it to the neighbour's A/C behind me."

[beer4all]

" The Climb-it control seems a little unsteady...."

[capt'ngrumpy]

Think it's time to let this one slip and get some other blood on the slab.
Liked em all.Special mention to Chris,would've had it if you added"but not the installer".
My spin is something lamb like:One last hug,there may never be another to make me feel this high(precariously perched 16 floors above the ground).
The chocy's go to- rustynails with Just another nut.......literally.

Over to you rusty

[labr@]

" The Climb-it control seems a little unsteady...."

:clap3:

[rwbuild]

Hey Rusty, you gone walk-about, your go

[rustynail]

Sorry about this. My computer is refusing to post pictures for some reason. Could somebody take over while I reduce the offending piece of garbage to a smouldering pile of plastic!?
Thank you.