fenderbelly
9th January 2014, 11:52 PM
Q What's the height of optimism?
A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q: What's the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A: Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both.
Q: What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q: What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
A: They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What is the difference between Cinderella and the Poms?
A: Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
Q: What's the difference between the Poms and a funeral director?
A: A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.
A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q: What's the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A: Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both.
Q: What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q: What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
A: They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
Q: What is the difference between Cinderella and the Poms?
A: Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
Q: What's the difference between the Poms and a funeral director?
A: A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.