Phil Spencer.

[RETIRED]

Phil, it is not a problem with the board, I keep deleting "A woman enroled in nursing school " It is funny but not appropiate here.

[Grunt]

How come you get to read all the good jokes?

:D

[RETIRED]

Lucky I guess. :D

[Daddles]

How about posting them with every second word in stars so that we can ponder and salivate :D

Richard

[RETIRED]

Neil and I are thinking of doing better than that.

It will be a locked forum that is uncensored with only those members who apply can get in.

But you will have to wait.

[Daddles]

Neil and I are thinking of doing better than that.

It will be a locked forum that is uncensored with only those members who apply can get in.

But you will have to wait.

Lemme guess, if you're nuts enough to apply you're too nuts to be allowed in :rolleyes:

Richard

[ozwinner]

Neil and I are thinking of doing better than that.

It will be a locked forum that is uncensored with only those members who apply can get in.

But you will have to wait.

Oowwhh!!! Oowwhh!!! Oowwhh!!!

Let me in, let me in, then I can talk dirty to youse all.... :D
Cant wait.
If yous want a moderator, Im the dirtiest foulest mouth mother youll ever meet. :D
( Nahh no kidding ??)

Al :rolleyes: :D

[Schtoo]

Yeah, but in how many languages can you tell someone what to do with their, uhh, err...

Never mind.

[ozwinner]

I only need one, the one Im speaking at the moment.

"what to do with their, uhh, err... "

See you fail right there, I would have said " ****** dirty ****** ****** ******* ******* *********


Al :D

[Schtoo]

Well then. If it's self censoring yer into...

Stick yer ****** **** up ******* ***** and ***** **** ******* ****** ear ***** ******** ******* ****.

I'm not going to put that into any other language, because while the board will not recognise it for what it is, my wife might and I'll be saying all them things for real.:o

Just lucky my mum isn't here too. She's prolly worse than I am nowadays.

[Iain]

I once worked with an Irish ex merchant seaman who's claim to fame was that he could swear fluently in any port in the world in their native language (about 26 I think it was).
So Al see iof you can ******* well beat ******* that you ********** ****.
I tried to give you a greenie but it wouldn't let me so I had to abuse you here instead:)

[Phil Spencer]

Phil, it is not a problem with the board, I keep deleting "A woman enroled in nursing school " It is funny but not appropiate here.
Wondering how far I could push it.

[Daddles]

So Al see iof you can ******* well beat ******* that you ********** ****.



Hey Daaaaadddddd. He used a rude star :eek:

Wichie

[ozwinner]

Hope theres a naughty corner, for them that dont swear at least once per post??????? :D


Al :rolleyes:

[ozwinner]

I tried to give you a greenie but it wouldn't let me so I had to abuse you here instead:)
I hope you were thinking nice thoughts when you did it??

Al :rolleyes:

[jackruss]

For those who want the joke,

Just google

A woman enroled in nursing school

even with the typo.

JR

[Rusty]

Great. Right now I'm at home taking care of the kids.