MBM888
6th December 2013, 07:58 PM
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.
The husband picks up a case of Crown Lager and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
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"They're on sale, only $20 for the case." he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them." demands the wife and they carry on shopping.
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A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $40 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful." replies the wife.
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Her husband retorts: "So does a case of Crownies and it's half the price."
The husband picks up a case of Crown Lager and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
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"They're on sale, only $20 for the case." he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them." demands the wife and they carry on shopping.
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A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $40 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful." replies the wife.
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Her husband retorts: "So does a case of Crownies and it's half the price."