issatree
1st December 2013, 11:50 AM
This one is a bit of a blast.
Old Drover from up Jindabyne way, said to his Grand Daughter, if she added a small pinch of Gun Powder to her Oatmeal every morning, she wood live to a very healthy age.
The Grand Daughter did this every morning, never ever missed.
At the great Age of 103, she passed away.
She left behind, 14 Children, 30 Grand Children, 45 Great Grand Children, 25 Great Great Grand Children & a 40 ft. Hole where the Crematorium used to be.
Boom Boom.
Old Drover from up Jindabyne way, said to his Grand Daughter, if she added a small pinch of Gun Powder to her Oatmeal every morning, she wood live to a very healthy age.
The Grand Daughter did this every morning, never ever missed.
At the great Age of 103, she passed away.
She left behind, 14 Children, 30 Grand Children, 45 Great Grand Children, 25 Great Great Grand Children & a 40 ft. Hole where the Crematorium used to be.
Boom Boom.