My son's first alcoholic drink

[Allan at Wallan]

I took my son out for his first pint. Got him a Fosters - he didn't like it
so I drank it.
Next I offered him a Carlsberg, he didn't like that either so I drank
that one as well.
In desperation I gave him four other brands of beer, then a whisky
and two others that I can't remember. I drank them all.

By the time we got home I was barely able to push the pram.

Allan

[fenderbelly]

well I suppose not all kids like formula, you will just have to keep on trying.

[Dengue]

Terrific joke, thanks for sharing. As in all the good jokes and stories, you don't see the punchline coming :2tsup: