Phil Spencer
31st May 2005, 05:03 PM
A Moe girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefits .
"How many children?" asks the Centrelink Officer
"10" replies the Moe girl "10???" says the Centrelink Officer ..
"What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne,
Wayne,Wayne,Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Moe girl "its great because if they are out playing
in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE
GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
Centrelink Officer .That's easy," says the girl... "I just use their
surnames"
A Moe girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding.
The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?"
Girl: "OK"
Medic: "What's your name?"
Girl: "Sharon."
Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"
Sharon: "Yes."
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon: "Moe, mate."
"How many children?" asks the Centrelink Officer
"10" replies the Moe girl "10???" says the Centrelink Officer ..
"What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne,
Wayne,Wayne,Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Moe girl "its great because if they are out playing
in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE
GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
Centrelink Officer .That's easy," says the girl... "I just use their
surnames"
A Moe girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding.
The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?"
Girl: "OK"
Medic: "What's your name?"
Girl: "Sharon."
Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"
Sharon: "Yes."
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon: "Moe, mate."