Romantic evening

[Allan at Wallan]

A man and woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a local
restaurant. They were holding hands and gazing lovingly at each
other.

A nearby waitress was observing them when suddenly the man started
to slide down his chair then under the table. The waitress thought it
was a bit odd and tactfully approached the woman. She said, "Pardon me
but I think your husband just slid under the table".

The woman, with a concerned look on her face replied, "No, he didn't,
my husband just walked in through the door".

Allan

[Fuzzie]

Later that evening a man was seen at ER with bruising and sprains, supposedly having slipped off a block of wood while chopping firewood. :doh:

[Allan at Wallan]

Later that evening a man was seen at ER with bruising and sprains, supposedly having slipped off a block of wood while chopping firewood. :doh:



Ok, who's been talking !!

I was actually sitting on a block of wood splitting kindling and overbalanced when
reaching for the final few pieces to put in the box.
Four days in hospital with a torn muscle in the wall of the heart, sprained wrist,
bruised elbow and aggravation to a previously cracked rib. Arrived home last night.

Not sure who "Fuzzie" is but must have connections.

"Sturdee" (Peter) - I thought you were a sympathetic type - I was wrong (lol).:lmfao:

Alan

[Scott]

Geez Alan, hope your okay? Both your wife and yourself are walking disasters! Let me know if I can help :)

[Allan at Wallan]

Geez Alan, hope your okay? Both your wife and yourself are walking disasters! Let me know if I can help :)



I needed your help when I was in hospital mate. Nurse inserted a canula
into my arm that fell apart. I am normally hard to get blood out of but
it went everywhere.

:yuk:


They did see the funny side when I told them to get a bucket and store
it for later to save jabbing more needles in.

Bring a needle into the club this week and let me see if you can do it
properly.
:woot:

Allan

[Scott]

Bring a needle into the club this week and let me see if you can do it
properly.

At work at the moment, collecting the supplies :D

[Fuzzie]

Ok, who's been talking !!

Not sure who "Fuzzie" is but must have connections.

Alan

Not at all. I just swan around the forums reading posts then put 2 and 2 together to get 5. I couldn't resist. :D

Get well!

Cheers,
Franklin (As the sig says, just another Franklin, but somebody else took that nick before me)

[Sturdee]

"Sturdee" (Peter) - I thought you were a sympathetic type - I was wrong (lol).:lmfao:

Alan

Shucks. :B

Together the two posts made a great joke, I thought that you would appreciate that. :U Hope you are recuperating well.

Peter.