Big green shed strikes again.

[tea lady]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/547322_10151611276047217_1814649716_n.jpg

[chrisb691]

Definitely need a picture. :whistling2:

[rwbuild]

Definitely need a picture. :whistling2:

.....on secound thoughts. tooooooooooo much info :rolleyes:

[doug3030]

but as they say: "if there is no picture it didnt happen"...

[_fly_]

Bunnies have called, TL, they want to book you,
She'll be touring a store near you soon.

[artme]

Go Tea Lady!!!!:woot::woot::woot::woot:

[tea lady]

Bunnies have called, TL, they want to book you,
She'll be touring a store near you soon.:hmm: So do you reckon blokes really want to see a naked old lady twerking in the tool department? :think:

[_fly_]

:hmm: So do you reckon blokes really want to see a naked old lady twerking in the tool department? :think:

And they'd pay extra for the photo to prove it.

[AlexS]

:hmm: So do you reckon blokes really want to see a naked old lady twerking in the tool department? :think:

See that line forming over there?
They're not here to buy a hammer.

[Chesand]

:hmm: So do you reckon blokes really want to see a naked old lady twerking in the tool department? :think:

You are young compared to a lot of us on here. :roll:

[A Duke]

I am not entertaining wicked thoughts. They're entertaining me.
:wink::B

[ozhunter]

:worthless:

[tea lady]

:worthless:And it will stay worthless. :P:D

[Lyle]

I reckon we need to "talk" to the security chappie and see if we can get some camera f:Dootage.....

[The Bleeder]

I reckon we need to "talk" to the security chappie and see if we can get some camera f:Dootage.....

Nah, photoshop works better

[fenderbelly]

And it will stay worthless. :P:D


Awe you are such a spoil sport :U
:U:U

[chrisb691]

And it will stay worthless. :P:D

That has to be a breech of code. :D

[DSEL74]

See that line forming over there?
They're not here to buy a hammer.


Are you sure, they may pay extra for each hammer she uses in her performance!!

[CAG]

:busted:

Aww, Tea Lady......I thought you only wrote original material. Type hammer lick into Google images and you get thie joke (substitute Lowe's for Bunnings), oh and a lot of Miley I could have done without...

Great thread though :rotfl:

Craig

[tea lady]

:busted:

Aww, Tea Lady......I thought you only wrote original material. Type hammer lick into Google images and you get thie joke (substitute Lowe's for Bunnings), oh and a lot of Miley I could have done without...

Great thread though :rotfl:

Craig:shrug: I just modified it for the local audience. :P

[A Duke]

:shrug: I just modified it for the local audience. :P
A Master stroke.
:wink:

[CAG]

Yeah, I'm more likely to buy undies or a cheap suit than a hammer at Lowes in Australia.




Most things I say are with tongue in cheek. Makes it hard to smirk at the same time.

A Duke: stop stroking Masters' hammers, Bunnings will get jealous!

[powderpost]

:hmm: So do you reckon blokes really want to see a naked old lady twerking in the tool department? :think:

Nobody has yet defined "twerking", please explain. :-
Jim

[CAG]

Umm.....how do I explain.....when a mummy and a foam hand want to have a baby.....:;




No, that wasn't the twerking.....umm.....when one music star backs up against another music star.....

Maybe Robin Thicke didn't get his name from his mama and papa? :o

[tea lady]

Umm.....how do I explain.....when a mummy and a foam hand want to have a baby.....:;




No, that wasn't the twerking.....umm.....when one music star backs up against another music star.....

Maybe Robin Thicke didn't get his name from his mama and papa? :oClive Palmer did a demo too didn't he?

[CAG]

HELP!!! I'M BLIND!!! I think I'm going to :puke:

[DavidG]

This thread has degenerated into Drivel. :~

[CAG]

Yes, I sometimes have that effect...:sorry2:

[doug3030]

This thread has degenerated into Drivel. :~

Yep, it went south at about the second post as near as I can figure it.