artme
18th September 2013, 10:33 PM
Tim finally managed to get a job - As a cleaner at the zoo.
On his first day he was shown the ropes by the head cleaner.
On reaching the lions enclosure the head keeper gave him some sage advice.
"Be careful to never fall in the lions' den Tim. Just remember lions eat everything!"
Next day Tim was ent off by himself to do some cleaning. First was the exotic fish pond.
As he was cleaning one of the fish bit him so Tim whacked it with his shovel, killing it.
Tim was in a panic until he remembered that lions eat everything. He tossed the fish into
the lions den where it was devoured and not a trace was left.
Next was the Chimpanzees cage. On entering the cage two of the Chimpanzees began throwing
bananas at Tim so he took a swat at them with his shovel, killing the pair. Again Panic set in
until Tim remembered the lions. So the chimps were tossed over the fence and the lions
devoured them with gusto and no trace was left.
Tim's next task was to collect honey from the South American bees. Naturally they attacked
but they were no match for Tim and his shovel. The bees were soon beaten to a pulp.
By this time Tim was unfazed. He calmly scooped up the bees on his shovel and tossed them to
the lions, after all lions eat everything.
Next day a new lion arrives. He saunters over to the others and asks how the accommodation and
food is. "Well" said one of the old hands, "the food is great!! Yesterday we had fish and chimps with
mushy bees."
On his first day he was shown the ropes by the head cleaner.
On reaching the lions enclosure the head keeper gave him some sage advice.
"Be careful to never fall in the lions' den Tim. Just remember lions eat everything!"
Next day Tim was ent off by himself to do some cleaning. First was the exotic fish pond.
As he was cleaning one of the fish bit him so Tim whacked it with his shovel, killing it.
Tim was in a panic until he remembered that lions eat everything. He tossed the fish into
the lions den where it was devoured and not a trace was left.
Next was the Chimpanzees cage. On entering the cage two of the Chimpanzees began throwing
bananas at Tim so he took a swat at them with his shovel, killing the pair. Again Panic set in
until Tim remembered the lions. So the chimps were tossed over the fence and the lions
devoured them with gusto and no trace was left.
Tim's next task was to collect honey from the South American bees. Naturally they attacked
but they were no match for Tim and his shovel. The bees were soon beaten to a pulp.
By this time Tim was unfazed. He calmly scooped up the bees on his shovel and tossed them to
the lions, after all lions eat everything.
Next day a new lion arrives. He saunters over to the others and asks how the accommodation and
food is. "Well" said one of the old hands, "the food is great!! Yesterday we had fish and chimps with
mushy bees."