issatree
15th September 2013, 02:49 AM
Hi All,
On a recent DUTA Event, we were given a small bag of Woodturners Tranquilizers in the form of coloured Smarties ;
Yellow ; Soothes the nerves when you want to buy wood, & the Timber Merchant is closed.
Blue ; Calms tense muscles, when your wood stock looks a little low.
Red ; Reduces frustration, when you can't find the right piece of wood.
Brown ; Relives panic attack, when you can't find another place to hide wood.
Orange ; Minimizes Depression, when you can't afford to buy more wood.
Purple ; Cures the urge to buy more wood.
Warning ; May cause severe weight gain.
Results are not Guaranteed.
On a recent DUTA Event, we were given a small bag of Woodturners Tranquilizers in the form of coloured Smarties ;
Yellow ; Soothes the nerves when you want to buy wood, & the Timber Merchant is closed.
Blue ; Calms tense muscles, when your wood stock looks a little low.
Red ; Reduces frustration, when you can't find the right piece of wood.
Brown ; Relives panic attack, when you can't find another place to hide wood.
Orange ; Minimizes Depression, when you can't afford to buy more wood.
Purple ; Cures the urge to buy more wood.
Warning ; May cause severe weight gain.
Results are not Guaranteed.