MBM888
25th August 2013, 10:18 PM
A woman sitting in a restaurant suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
and two locals, Harry and Jimmie sitting at the next table turned to look at
her.
"Can you swallow"? asked Harry.
The woman signaled "No!", desperately shaking her head.
"Can you breathe?" asked Jimmie. The woman shook her head, No!
With that, Harry walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her
backside.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Harry swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Jimmie said in admiration "Y'know Harry, I'd heard of that bloody Hind
Lick Maneuver, but that's the first time I've ever seen somebody do it."
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
and two locals, Harry and Jimmie sitting at the next table turned to look at
her.
"Can you swallow"? asked Harry.
The woman signaled "No!", desperately shaking her head.
"Can you breathe?" asked Jimmie. The woman shook her head, No!
With that, Harry walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her
backside.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Harry swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Jimmie said in admiration "Y'know Harry, I'd heard of that bloody Hind
Lick Maneuver, but that's the first time I've ever seen somebody do it."