Prize doofus

[ozwinner]

Well I got to tell you all, cold humble pie tastes yerck.....:eek:

I would like to appologise to one and all, also specially all the moderators, Neill, , Shane.

I am a prize doofus, as you all probably know anyway. :(

Anyway, after a sense of humour readjustment and a severe beating by the shmbo, Ive plucked up the courage to post again.

I was never going to leave you all for good ( sorry :p ) I was just haveing a hissy fit.

Al, the humbled :o

[Tikki]

Welcome back Al!! :D
If you must have a hissy fit, stay right here and have it so everyone can get stuck in and abuse you before you go runnin' off like that!
And thanks to SWMBO ;)
Cheers
Tikki :)

[DanP]

I was just haveing a hissy fit.


Thought so. :p

Welcome back ya big sook. :p :p :p

Dan

[Gumby]

Bend over while I go and get my cricket bat :D :D

Ya big blousey girl :D :D :D :D

Oh, and welcome back Al. :D

[vsquizz]

Jeez Al, I was getting really worried. I actually thought I was going to have to start watching TV for entertainment:eek: .

Cheers Mate.

[Caliban]

I am a prize doofus,
Al, the humbled :o
That link doesn't work. :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Grunt]

Don't worry Al, Zed still loves you.

[namtrak]

Did the shmbo call the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance for you?

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[bitingmidge]

after (snip) a severe beating by the shmbo,

It seems some of you perverts will do anything to get the missus into the kinky stuff!

P

:D :D

[E. maculata]

hey Al I reckon we're all allowed a moment of Richard Cranium behaviour every now & then ;)

[Zed]

I hope you bought your purse and blouse back nancy... :)

[Barry_White]

Al

When you come here you have to come with Full Metal Jacket as well as a Foily.

[Grunt]

Don't worry Al, Zed still loves you.


I just got a reddie from Zed saying he doesn't love you Al. Sorry mate, you're on your own.

[Toggy]

Sure it wasn't a bit of "manopause" Al.???

You will have to stop whacking your head against those bricks; can't be good for you.

Ken

[craigb]

O.K.
You've been scarified enough.

Welcome back blousey. :D

Just don't do it again o.k. ;)

Craig

[DarrylF]

I hear they're calling it 'Irritable Male Syndrome' now and they reckon it's something to do with a hormonal change - male menopause basically.

Personally I reckon 'Grumpy Old Bugger' is a better description :D :p

[Grunt]

Al, on a serious note, which is not my strong point, if you are still working 7 days a week then you should have a holiday. Working too hard makes you lose your perspective on life and turns you into a pansy girly handbag.

[ozwinner]

Nah, Im working 8 days per week.

I havent had a day off in 9 months, maybe that accounts for it.
We are thinking of shutting shop for a week in mid winter and heading for Tass.
Bugger the expense.....

Al :p

[flea1607]

Enough of the lovey dovey stuff guys. But thank god your back Al. Can't handle HWMBO not complaining about you.:rolleyes:

[bitingmidge]

We are thinking of shutting shop for a week in mid winter and heading for Tass.

Err.

Al,

I don't want to be the bearer of sad tidings or anything, but it's a bit cool in mid winter in Tas.. if you take the missus she'll want to get REAL close and stuff like that :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Why don't you come north, you could go home with a dose of heat rash to remember your holiday by as well!

cheers,

P
:D :D

[Wood Borer]

We are thinking of shutting shop for a week in mid winter and heading for Tass.
Bugger the expense.....

If you are caught knocking off wheels off walking frames in Taasie Al, you could be extradited back to Tassie - put in Port Arthur smashing rocks whilst being chained up and flogged :eek:

[Wongo]

Al, on a serious note, which is not my strong point, if you are still working 7 days a week then you should have a holiday. Working too hard makes you lose your perspective on life.


Al, Grunt is right. Close the shop, go and lay some bricks. :p

[Wood Borer]

go and lay some bricks.

Sheyte a brick - that is clever Scott ;)

[Iain]

Fries with that order of umble pie sir?
:p :p :p :p

[NewLou]

Welcome Back Al :D


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REgards Lou

[RufflyRustic]

Welcome back Al,................ Al?? Why is your head cover silver?????

:D
RufflyRustic
(All's well with the world again, Al's back)

[echnidna]

S***T, I go away for a week an' miss all the fun. :D :D :D

An that'll happen to u too Al while you're off galivanting in Tassy. :) :) :)

[Cliff Rogers]

Hey Al.... :cool:

[Christopha]

Al, you are not a complete A#@%hole..... some of you is missing! ;)
Don't worry about whatever mate, After all the dumb stuff I have done/ said/ got caught at, you are a bloody virgin angel son! :D

[ozwinner]

Al, you are not a complete A#@%hole..... some of you is missing! ;)
Don't worry about whatever mate, After all the dumb stuff I have done/ said/ got caught at, you are a bloody virgin angel son! :D
Thanks Chris.
Makes me feel all warm and cuddly. :eek:

Al :D

[vsquizz]

Thanks Chris.
Makes me feel all warm and cuddly. :eek:

Al :D
Well I guess things are back to normal again:rolleyes:

How come you guys have all the fun while I'm still out working;) ??.

Cheers

[craigb]

:
Originally Posted by Christopha
Al, you are not a complete A#@%hole..... some of you is missing!
Don't worry about whatever mate, After all the dumb stuff I have done/ said/ got caught at, you are a bloody virgin angel son!


Thanks Chris.
Makes me feel all warm and cuddly. :eek:

Al :D

Could you two lovers please take it outside?

The rest of us are trying to keep our dinner down :rolleyes:

[DavidG]

Al
1. Next time take your tablets as the doc told you.

2. Do not take a holiday to tassi take a "Business trip".
Tax deductable

[Iain]

Welcome back, don't forget your foilie next time http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/spacecraft.gif