Golf

[fenderbelly]

A young woman had been taking golf lessons.

She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee
sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the club house for help.

Her golf pro saw her come into the club house and asked, “Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?”

”I was stung by a bee”, she said.

”Where?”, he asked.

”Between the first and second hole”, she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said,

“Then your feet were too far apart.”

[Kidbee]

Being a beekeeper I find your joke quite funny!

[Sturdee]

Having worked for over ten years at a private golf club I don't think that this should be in the Jokes forum at all.

Not because it's not funny, for it is, but because I know for a fact that this kind of thing has happened.

Only difference is that it was not a young woman but an old biddy who's only claim to be a "golfer" was that her hubby had plenty of money to indulge her whims.


Peter.