Emergency Call

[Rodgera]

Shopping one afternoon, SWMBO was paged to come to the Centre Manager's office.
She rushed over and an office clerk said that she was to call home right away.

Fearing the worst, she used their phone because she had left the mobile at home.

When our teenage daughter answered, she immediately asked what was wrong.

"Everything's fine, Mom," she said. "But I have a date in an hour and I want to wear the
shoes you have on."

[doug3030]

Why is this in the joke forum? That is normal female behavior. They have no concept of what a real emergency is - like a piece of a project unexpectedly splitting during a glue-up, or running out of beer before running out of evening. I mean fer-gawd-sake, you have to call an ambulance if they break a fingernail!

Cheers

Doug:2tsup:

[Rodgera]

Douggy, Douggy wen y'all git hetup bout somthin - jis take two liddle yella pills an wun white wun, jees mate yule be orright - I hope

[doug3030]

Douggy, Douggy wen y'all git hetup bout somthin - jis take two liddle yella pills an wun white wun, jees mate yule be orright - I hope

They wont let me have da yella ones, so ya gonna hav ta poot up wiv me just da way I is.

Cheers

Doug :2tsup:

[Allan at Wallan]

It's what you might call "soul searching".

Allan