Little thing that p!ss us of.... mark 2

[Christopha]

Of course, there are big things, that upset all of us. But I'm sure that we all have little things that everyone else thinks are inconsequential, but really give us the irrits.

For example, it really p!sses me off that a big hardware chain puts a barcode sticker on the back of each sheet of abrasive, especially as the same code is printed on the back of the sheet. Then I have to attack the sticker with eucalyptus oil to get the little sod off.

What gives you the irrits?
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This is how the last version got started and then some feral nutter came along and mentioned his possible antipathy toward the feline species.... the ensuing catfight caused " the Righteous" to lock the thread in frustration at the goings on. The thread was a bit of fun till hijacked so this is my 'umble hattempt to restart the fun....

I don't like... er... um...
Brussels sprouts
beetroot
ok.... come on you lot!

[Gumby]

Cats :mad:

[Grunt]

Cats :mad: :mad: :mad:

[ozwinner]

What ever happend to that nice chap Stoppers, he used to give us some nice useful hints on all kinds of stuff.

Like,
How to clean your battery terminals in your automobile.
How to spruce up your couch cushions before the guests arrive.
How to arrange flowers like a pro
How to behave in company, even when drunk.

Al :D

[Sturdee]

Cats :mad: :mad: :mad: and dogs :mad: :mad: :mad: .

Unless they are confined to their owners property of course. :D


Peter.

[Zed]

roaming/feral cats that eat other animals. :mad: :mad: :mad: x 1 billion

[Christopha]

What ever happend to that nice chap Stoppers, he used to give us some nice useful hints on all kinds of stuff.

Like,
How to clean your battery terminals in your automobile.
How to spruce up your couch cushions before the guests arrive.
How to arrange flowers like a pro
How to behave in company, even when drunk.

Al :D

He probably got sick to death of balding brickies who would rather wear aluminium than their natural, highly shined skin.....
Al mate, in the case of your vehicle I suggest that the most efficient way to put the kick back into your battery is to lick the terminals clean... :p
Couch cushions shouldn't, ideally, be made of spruce :rolleyes:
The only way to arrange flowers in a proper manly fashion is to delicately spray them with a mixture of MCPA and Glyphosate :D
NEVER behave in company and then no-one will know the difference :cool:

[Christopha]

Oh, and I don't like tiled roofs
solar hot water services
or Pumpkin soup....

[craigb]

Oh, and I don't like tiled roofs
solar hot water services
or Pumpkin soup....

What about Tritons? :D

[echnidna]

The 4wd Tritons are ok.

[Gingermick]

There when you mean their or they're
Wear when you mean where
Bare and bear
and their (they're of there) ilk

When visitors dont come when arranged, and needing to finish ths damn degree with three kids and OT. Then trying to find time for turning.

[flea1607]

Big bad nasty monsters that give newbies REDDIES!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

You know who you are :rolleyes:

[E. maculata]

Not real fond of W. anchors either.

[Tikki]

Rain on my fur coat. It looks like a drowned .... :eek:

[maglite]

Thai food........when will she learn that a piece of steamed fish on a bowl of rice is not a main meal.

[martrix]

11. Dog owner's that dont clean up wayward crap's from their K-9, leaving it for innocent people to squirm in. note: Never spit in to the sky, as it will always come back to hit you in the face!

[silentC]

People who treat their cats like they were their children.

Actually, if I treated a cat the way I treat my kids, the RSPCA would be around in a flash.

One of these is a joke.

[Termite]

People who treat their cats like they were their children.

Actually, if I treated a cat the way I treat my kids, the RSPCA would be around in a flash.

One of these is a joke.
Of course one of them is a joke, you don't eat your kids.
Er, you don't do you? :D

[silentC]

Damn, did I forget to turn off the "this way to the gingerbread house" sign again? :D

[Wongo]

Cats

[Termite]

Cats
Stop drooling Wongo. :p :D

[Iain]

Pizza Hut pizza's, KFC chicken, dog farts, pony club committees, four'n'twenty pies, southwark, tigers in the back yard, our recent 4.am rooster, cutting firewood, cleaning shed :D :D :D :D :D , washing car, paying for anything, bourbon, white and McKay swill, estate agents, telemarketers, alarm clocks, bills etc etc

[Wongo]

Stop drooling Wongo. :p :D


Don’t be revolting. I wouldn’t eat a cat even if it is marinated in the finest soy sauce. :p :D

[John Saxton]

ignorant roundabout drivers
wrong lotto numbers
sand in close proximity to my chainsaw
running outta bushmills
missus in a control mood
measured twice cut once and the fence is up the *****

To be completed
Cheers :)

[E. maculata]

Pizza Hut pizza's, KFC chicken, dog farts, pony club committees, four'n'twenty pies, southwark, tigers in the back yard, our recent 4.am rooster, cutting firewood, cleaning shed :D :D :D :D :D , washing car, paying for anything, bourbon, white and McKay swill, estate agents, telemarketers, alarm clocks, bills etc etc


What the blazin saddles are TIGERS? doin in your yard Iain??
:eek: They eat lotsa big stuff like......us

[Iain]

What the blazin saddles are TIGERS? doin in your yard Iain??
:eek: They eat lotsa big stuff like......us
He didn't :p

[flea1607]

Well that explains it nicely thank Iain :eek:

[martrix]

He didn't :p
Was he about to eat you family?http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gif
http://www.parkweb.vic.gov.au/resources/05_0500.pdf

[goat]

quolls! we lost 150 chooks the other year because of them . had 2 more killed 2 nights ago:mad:

[Iain]

Was he about to eat you family?http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon9.gif
http://www.parkweb.vic.gov.au/resources/05_0500.pdf
No, but when these nasty little pieces of work take up residence at your back door it's time for some action, I will not have myself or any member of my family bitten by some piece of poison rope because some ill informed city dwelling greenie tells me it's OK, I've got several acres of paddocks and a bit of wetland that they are more than welcome to, in fact I have seen plenty of snakes in the paddocks and I really don't give a toss, but when they venture in and snap at SWMBO it's time for relocation to snake heaven.
And to put the crap into perspective, we have a lot of endangered frogs in the paddocks, and some very fat snakes, they weren't protected.
I will not tolerate anything that snaps at my back door....period.;

[silentC]

Jeez, the day we start listening to what the Parkies say is the day we all might as well pack up and move to the city. They run around up here telling us what to do too but we mostly ignore them. As my BIL says "**** 'em". Yep, that's another thing that p!sses me off.

Iain, I hope you skinned it and threw it on the fire. My mate likes to catch them and reckons they make a good feed - taste like chicken (doesn't everything?).

The only snakes we don't kill here are the red-belly blacks because they keep those bastard tigers away.

[Iain]

We have a rather large resident blacky but I haven't seen him for a while, we call him Jesus as thats what I usually say when I surprise him, or is that the other way around.
Having said that I will not, ever, ever, ever tolerate tigers around the house and bugger the parks.
Of course it's a major threat in a 10th floor office where someone dreams up these regs.
Our local council are trying to introduce regs as to how many horses we can keep, they have come up with a magical figure of one horse per hectare, we run three per hectare without the need for supplementary feed, and we grow our own hay and lucerne.
And on the subject of whats pisses me right off is these bloody bike racers who close off the road outside my place and tell me I can go out when they have finished, ho ho bloody ho, good try noddy, me and my float are going out right now, not in an hours time.

[goat]

Iain i had a snake problem here (i have 50 acres of snake heaven) so i got my self some guinea fowls they just walk around picking up insects spiders ect ect. when one comes across a snake it calls out and all the other guinea fowl come running and they all peck the crap out of the snake till just a few bones are left i havn't had a snake around the house since i got the guineas just over 4 years and the parkies can't fine the guineas

[Wongo]

Snake soup

[RETIRED]

Iain:I will not tolerate anything that snaps at my back door....period.;

Geez Kev, you and I had better stay away. :rolleyes: :D :D

[goat]

wongo looks like you have the same tummy bug as my kids :p

[craigb]

Back on topic:

Changing jointer knives.
Fiddley as buggery and time consuming,

[silentC]

How do you make a snake meow?

[Wongo]

I must confess I have never tried snake soup.

But I had tasted turtle soup when I was 10. :eek:

[Daddles]

Back on topic:

Changing jointer knives.
Fiddley as buggery and time consuming,

Boo. Hiss. I was looking forward to finding out how the Parkies handled the Guinea Fowls. :D

Perhaps, fined ... then roasted with chips :p

Cheers
Richard

[bsrlee]

Obviously someone's POOSSLQ has more bottle than I have - I'm a big believer in Mr. 12 guage, shovels are for spiders. :p

Being a City Boy from waaaay back (with Country Cousins) another thing that should qualify for retro-active abortion (thanks Gough) are those ^$^^% that get at the top or bottom of escalators & prop while they have a natter with their friends or just rubber neck. Specially the ones who do it at the bottom, with 20 or so people trying to avoid trampling them. :mad:

[craigb]

Being a City Boy from waaaay back (with Country Cousins) another thing that should qualify for retro-active abortion (thanks Gough) are those ^$^^% that get at the top or bottom of escalators & prop while they have a natter with their friends or just rubber neck. Specially the ones who do it at the bottom, with 20 or so people trying to avoid trampling them. :mad:

Know where you're coming from with that one. Dives me crazy too. :(

PS
What's POOSSLQ ?

[journeyman Mick]

Boo. Hiss. I was looking forward to finding out how the Parkies handled the Guinea Fowls. :D

Perhaps, fined ... then roasted with chips :p

Cheers
Richard

Daddles,
you've obviously never tried eating guinea fowl (or anything else that runs wild from dawn till dusk). ;) Definitely a job for the crock pot or making a soup stock out of. Plenty of flavour, but I've got old boots that are softer. :eek:

Mick the opportunistic chef

[Stuart]

How do you make a snake meow?That's the really old one about freezing it and running it across the triton workbench isn't it? Mmmeeeeeoooooooowwwwwww. :D

[Iain]

Excessive packaging that overloads the wheelie bins
God botherers who won't leave us alone
My SCMS that cut some timber too short yesterday :rolleyes:
Cheap and nasty drill bits
Fuel prices
Qeues at banks when tellers are standing around head immersed in a cup of something chittering about lastnights venture and ignoring customers
Arrogance of receptionists at some medical specialists rooms, they are NOT bloody doctors and don't tell me whats wrong

[Gingermick]

How do you make a snake meow?
Freeze it and then put it through a bandsaw lengthways.

[westpest]

Pontificating Posters,and once again they know who they are, that by implication have never ever asked a question that has been asked before. Wow it must be hard work carrying that brain around all day.A much sturdier person than me........

[Iain]

Wasn't that in contravention of your signature ;)

[westpest]

Wasn't that in contravention of your signature ;)
With my signature in mind I thought that if for no other reason, I needed to say it. Last night I read a couple of posts that really made me angry.

If a person asks a question that has been asked before and has searched but even after his search (maybe because he is a "newbie" or because he cannot understand the answers he has found) finds he wants a different answer, should he be castigated for his attempt. If one dosn't wish to respond to that post one should just ignore it.After all haven't we all been guilty of asking a question that has been aked before?

[Gumby]

Wow it must be hard work carrying that brain around all day. ..

Not really, it's in it's own water tight compartment, has a diminishing cover of hair and turns itself off each night at bedtime - or after 3 glasses of red, whichever comes first. :p

[Gingermick]

it.After all haven't we all been guilty of asking a question that has been aked before?
And there always has been some time past since the earlier question and more knowledge has been gained by all.

[AlexS]

Arrogance of receptionists at some medical specialists rooms, they are NOT bloody doctors and don't tell me whats wrong

Receptionists who chat loudly to each other about their love lives, gynaecological problems etc. There are some things I just do not want to know about.

[Harry72]

Things that p!ss's you off, when you're winding up the power cord around your 240v drill hastely because your in a hurry, it swings around and hits you where it counts...

Or if you use a dusty and because you have no flexible hose(not perminately set up yet) you use lots of PVC 45°/90° elbows and cut lenghts of PVC pipe, when you change machine you must change the pipe set up... have trouble separating an elbow from a lenght of pipe so you place the pipe between your legs to grip it better.... ZAP right where it counts!

Both these things happened to me today... Shame hurt!(Shame of the jungle...)

[Iain]

Are you saying you have a static member :D :D :D

[Gumby]

, it swings around and hits you where it counts...



You got hit in the wallet?

At my stage of life, that's the spot which counts most............. :D :D

[martrix]

This should wrap up the debate on much maligned feline's. Fulfil all your deep seated desires' here http://www.giosphere.com/games/kitty_cannon.php
Turn your sound on and get DOWN!

[martrix]

just got 877ft, no *****!

[ozwinner]

Think I got 880 something, I hit the amo dump then the trapoline.

Last lot were in the low 100's

Al :D

[RETIRED]

Don't wanna brag BUT 1364feet :D

[echnidna]

Don't wanna brag BUT 1364feet :D

WOW - 1364feet

That's BIG

Does all the blood rush out of your head? :D :D :D

[Daddles]

763 ft

BUT

I played it with a SIAMESE sitting on my lap. After awhile, he was meowing in sympathy with the catapult cat.

Cheers
Richard

[martrix]

Don't wanna brag BUT 1364feet :D
, I take your 1364 and raise it to 1649http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon6.gif
yeah baby!

[RETIRED]

Bugger! :D

[goat]

1664:d

[Iain]

I managed with the gun almost horizontal 2975', it seems to be purely random and I hit every dump along the way.
My worst was 2'.

[echnidna]

Little thing that p!ss us of....
THIS FORUM.
Its so much effin fun that I'm spending less time making sawdust. :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

[Iain]

Echnidna's hypocrisy, here he is telling us he's having fun but he's hating it :confused: :confused: :confused:
Back to work Bob :D :D :D :D

[martrix]

Little thing that p!ss us of....
THIS FORUM.
Its so much effin fun that I'm spending less time making sawdust. :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
Sorry to do this to ya Bob, but check this out!
Press play!http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gif
http://www.giosphere.com/video_player.php?video=for_bikes_only.wmv

[echnidna]

not hypocrisy just plain old ratty

[MathewA]

Dodge vehicles. I have one I will never buy another - piece of sh..

[craigb]

Dodge vehicles. I have one I will never buy another - piece of sh..

That's o.k. Mathew, we don't have 'em in Oz. :D

[silentC]

That's o.k. Mathew, we don't have 'em in Oz. :D
Not anymore, anyway. We used to have a Dodge flat top truck for deliveries about 20 years ago. The PMG lineys used to drive them around back in the 70's.

[Ashore]

Not anymore, anyway. We used to have a Dodge flat top truck for deliveries about 20 years ago. The PMG lineys used to drive them around back in the 70's.
They em still have them em at the em show em you always em see the em dodgem's



[QUOTE]A pictures worth a thousand words & so it should be it uses a thousand times the memory

[womble]

delivery drivers who don't pay attention and nearly collect pedestrians (me) as they're walking across a zebra crossing...:mad:

[Christopha]

Slow, short, hairy pedestrians....... ;)