beejay1
4th May 2005, 04:58 AM
Heard this today from a Client and it made me laugh:-
<TABLE id=INCREDIMAINTABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD id=INCREDITEXTREGION style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; CURSOR: auto; FONT-FAMILY: Arial" width="100%">This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had
a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted
to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
centipede (100-legged crawler) which came in a little white box to use
for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for
the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the
bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you
like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you
like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?
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> A little voice came out of the box:..........
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> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my Fu**ing shoes on."
beejay1
http://community.webshots.com/user/eunos9
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<TABLE id=INCREDIMAINTABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD id=INCREDITEXTREGION style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; CURSOR: auto; FONT-FAMILY: Arial" width="100%">This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had
a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted
to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
centipede (100-legged crawler) which came in a little white box to use
for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for
the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the
bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you
like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you
like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?
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> Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..............................YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
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> A little voice came out of the box:..........
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> (WAIT FOR IT)...........
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> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my Fu**ing shoes on."
beejay1
http://community.webshots.com/user/eunos9
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