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ArmstrongJordan
2nd May 2013, 05:01 AM
Hi Guys,
don't come over here much as I'm UK based, but I thought I'd post this up in this section as it's humour, it's my very honest ebay listing for a beaten up old SCMS ..... it is my listing and my company name is in the listing as I'm doing this really as a marketing exercise to see if it promotes the business.
If I cause offence by doing this then apologies, however it has generated huge veiwing numbers and the feed back is that it is mildly amusing, I hope you like the honesty.

Hope you've heard of Audley Harrison in Aus he was 2000 olympic heavyweight champ who's career has slowly disappeared down the pan.

SCMS dewalt 708 sliding compound mitre saw | eBay (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230972689800&ssPageName=ADME:X:AAQ:GB:1123)

AlexS
2nd May 2013, 09:03 AM
Maaaate. Over here, we'd call that SCMS Wallaby Bob's Brother, Kangaroo Ted.

Grumpy John
2nd May 2013, 10:24 AM
Love it, good luck with the sale mate :2tsup:.

Skew ChiDAMN!!
2nd May 2013, 10:29 AM
FOR SALE:

One(1) slightly used SCMS. Perfect for making those annoyingly inconsistent cuts that ruin a job.

Reason for sale: the police won't let me launch it from the trebuchet again...

The Bleeder
2nd May 2013, 10:31 AM
Honesty is everything...:2tsup:

Good luck in finding Audley a new caring home.

Love it...

Handyjack
2nd May 2013, 08:23 PM
Very honest description. :rolleyes:
Good luck with the sale.