Something to do when bored

[MathewA]

A friend was throwing out her purse so I had the bright idea of taking it and filling it with liquid cow poop and leaving it as bait for some unsuspecting thief. So my wife, I and two friends went to a popular spot and planted the purse and waited for someone to steel it. Sure enough it didn't take long for two guys to walk by and pay ver close attention to the bait. A minute later they returned and one of the dummies casually took off his coat and sat down by the purse and casually laid his coat over it. Oh he was sooo smooth, he must of thought he was the king of slick. Anyways he gets up and has the purse under the coat, they walk a short distance to a bench that is in a dark bush area. With the steaming pile of cow poop, the purse weighed quite a lot so this idiot must have thoughe he'd hit pay dirt. So we hold back a ways, not wanting them to know we're onto them... After a minute or so we see the friend run from the bushed bent over holding his side in laughter. I guess slick couldn't see into the purse when he openned it and just jambed his hand in there to pull out the prize... They took off real quick at that point cause they could see and here us laughing our arses off about 100 feet away.

[Zed]

love your work.

[Groggy]

My Mother in Law (MIL) has a very similar story. She is in her 70's and at the time was living in Williamstown Melbourne.

Every morning she would walk around the yard putting the dog poop into a Coles bag. This particular morning she just returned from 8 days away in Adelaide (the neighbour fed the dog but didn't do the poop).

Anyway, she filled a bag and had to go around the back to get another, so she hung the filled bag on a picket on the front fence. She returned to find the full bag gone, and a "young ruffian" sprinting off down the street, stuffing his hand in the bag as he went. He stopped, threw the bag to the ground, cursed and stomped off, shaking his arm violently to flick the poop off.

MIL said the thief was very unlucky, as "the poor dog had obviously been ill while I was away".

[Iain]

Recall a couple of years ago an incident in Sydney where a thief opened a passenger side door at a red traffic light, took the large bag on the front seat and took off, much to the alarm of the driver.
The police issued an alert on the radio to the thief not to open the bag as it belonged to a council snake catcher and this was his latest angry victim in the bag awaiting release in the bush.
Never heard the outcome but would loved to have been there when he opened the bag or stuck his arm in.

[journeyman Mick]

There is some justice after all! :D :D :D

Mick

[macca2]

Years ago my dad saw a hesian bag fall from the back of a truck as it went around a corner. The bag landed on the roadway and continued to move and jump about. Dad thought he had a chook for dinner so grabbed the bag and headed for home. Opened the bag and was confronted by one angry moggy.
You can't win 'em all

macca

[echnidna]

I wonder how much cheap purses cost in the reject shop.

[Sturdee]

I wonder how much cheap purses cost in the reject shop.

You can get cheap purses or bags at any op shop.


Peter.

[echnidna]

Could be interesting to hand one in at the cop shop.

[echnidna]

anyone live near Cobram? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[ozwinner]

anyone live near Cobram? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I tyed to give ya greenie Bob, but the machine said NO
LMAO

Al :D

[echnidna]

Wish I was goin to the brissy ww show.
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Driver]

Years ago my dad saw a hesian bag fall from the back of a truck as it went around a corner. The bag landed on the roadway and continued to move and jump about. Dad thought he had a chook for dinner so grabbed the bag and headed for home. Opened the bag and was confronted by one angry moggy.
You can't win 'em all

macca

What did it taste like? :D

[macca2]

Welly welly fine shicken. Feathers welly hard to pluck. Big parsons nose but.

[RETIRED]

Wish I was goin to the brissy ww show.
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Via Cobram??? :) :cool:

[Zed]

I feel inspired. I live near a school and lots of teenagers are about near the bus stop. I think I'll buy meself a purse (nancy) and set up some teenage thief. If I get brave I'll get the digital movie camera happening.

now, where can I get me hands on some dog$hit???

echidna - love your work. :D

[Iain]

Give me your address and I can send up copious amounts of fresh horse s..., free too, get your camera thing happening and with the quantity on offer you could make an epic :D :D :D

[bitingmidge]

I don't think any of these childish carry-ons are particularly funny.

Does anyone know the best way of getting rid of the smell of dog poop from under your finger nails??

Cheers,

P
:D :D :D

[glock40sw]

G'day.
Send the video into the Funny Home Video Show and you could win $10,000.

However, If you do, you would need to share it out with the rest of us.

Hooroo.
Regards, Trevor.
Grafton

[AlexS]

I feel inspired. I live near a school and lots of teenagers are about near the bus stop. I think I'll buy meself a purse (nancy) and set up some teenage thief. If I get brave I'll get the digital movie camera happening.

now, where can I get me hands on some dog$hit???

echidna - love your work. :D

Be careful Zedman, some of those kids are likely to go apesh!t :D

[bitingmidge]

some of those kids are likely to go apesh!t :D
Which of course you could collect, put in a handbag and . . . . . .


P


:D

[Jon]

On a similar vein but a bit more malicious. Put the poo in a paper bag, put in the door step of your victem, ring the door bell, light the bag and retire.
They open the door, see the fire and stamp it out......... :eek:

[bitingmidge]

On that note, my wife's uncle was a bit of a bignoting nasty basket round town type, who, the morning after one particulary rowdy meeting of the Progress Association woke to find a large curly piece of human waste on his front porch.

Because he wasn't the sort of person to take things lying down, instead of hosing it off and going to read the paper, he called the Police.

After pointing at it and screaming at the young Constable, Uncle R finally yelled: "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT??".

Young Constable, (unaware that uncle was a good mate of the Minister for Police in those corrupt and pre-Fitzgerald Inquiry days) looked him straight in the eye, and with dead pan face replied:

"Mate, if no-one claims it in the next seven days, you can keep it!"

Cheers,

P

[Rabbit]

macca said

>Dad thought he had a chook for dinner so grabbed the bag and headed for home. >Opened the bag and was confronted by one angry moggy.
>you can't win 'em all

But bein' as how I ain't an Ausie, what is 'chook' and what's a 'moggy'? (Chicken? Snake?)

[flea1607]

macca said

But bein' as how I ain't an Ausie, what is 'chook' and what's a 'moggy'? (Chicken? Snake?)
Chook equals chicken
Moggy equals Cat - very angry at being put in bag

Cheers:)

[Zed]

Chook equals chicken
Moggy equals Cat - very angry at being put in bag

Cheers:)

flea - minus one point to you - you had an oppotunity to sledge a sep and you failed. tsk tsk.... :rolleyes:

[Termite]

flea - minus one point to you - you had an oppotunity to sledge a sep and you failed. tsk tsk.... :rolleyes:
True, but then again Rabbit might turn out as good as Ryan Archer.

[Driver]

True, but then again Rabbit might turn out as good as Ryan Archer.

Unlikely. :rolleyes:

If he was going to turn out as good as Firie Ryan he'd have found a way to check out Aussie vernacular without being quite so obvious. A big call for a seppo, admittedly, but we have very high standards for these blokes to aspire to. ;)

[flea1607]

Give me a break guys - only new at this thing. Anyway do you really want to put Rabbit off this early. Don't want to lose the future ops do you. He has less posts than me, trying to keep him around so you guys can really go to town. And I did not even pick up his mistake about "Ausie" him being so new and all.

Rabbit - for your info - Sep - Seppos - Thats an enduring term for Yanks ;) (Americans).

Cheers

[DanP]

Could be interesting to hand one in at the cop shop.

You'd want to be able to run faster than 280 feet per second. ;)

Dan

[amgsir]

a chook is an older lady, a moggy is her pussy.............................cat!!!

[echnidna]

You'd want to be able to run faster than 280 feet per second. ;)

Dan
Just thought you might like to send it on to the forensic lot for their opinion.

[DanP]

No good. Shyte doesn't carry DNA. Has been tried.

Dan

[Zed]

No good. Shyte doesn't carry DNA. Has been tried.

Dan

Shurley Shyte carries trace amounts of DNA ?? eg blood, dead cells etc ???

[scooter]

Shurley Shyte carries trace amounts of DNA ?? eg blood, dead cells etc ???
Nah, Zed, just who's garden the carrots came from... :p


Cheers.............Sean, no dumping