Black BMW

[MBM888]

My boss pulled up in his brand new black BMW and I couldn't help admiring it.
<o:p</o''Nice car,'' I said as he got out.
<o:p</o''Well,'' he said, noticing my admiring look, ''if you work hard, put the effort and the hours in, I will have an even better one next year.''<o:p</o

[A Duke]

That's too true to be funny.:D

[_fly_]

My boss AND his hootchie cootchie woman both have new Bentleys,
I have a 19 year old ford.

Now for the fun, I sent this joke to him and swapped all the details,
Lets see if I get sacked........

[Christos]

Why is he not a member of the forum?

Really the car does not make a person. :U

[MBM888]

My boss pulled up in his brand new black BMW and I couldn't help admiring it.
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''Well,'' he said, noticing my admiring look, ''if you work hard, put the effort and the hours in, I will have an even better one next year.''<O:p></O:p>

[chambezio]

I had a mongrel boss just like that!!

He said one day "I don't know why you worry about the business, I don't"
Yeh cause he had stupid me to keep it going