White wedding

[MBM888]

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl asked "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
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"Because white is the colour of happiness," her mother explained, "and today is the happiest day of her life.":confetti:
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The child thought for a moment, then asked, "So, why is the groom wearing black?"

[AlexS]

I thought it was because white is the traditional colour for household appliances.:roll:

[The Bleeder]

I thought it was because white is the traditional colour for household appliances.:roll:

You'll go straight to hell for that one.

[Dengue]

Ooooooo.... You are brave, Alex :no:

[Bushmiller]

Ooooooo.... You are brave, Alex :no:

And I would guess either single or soon to be :rolleyes: .

Regards
Paul

[Sturdee]

I thought it was because white is the traditional colour for household appliances.:roll:

And the only reason you can now get them in other colours is because snags are helping out in the kitchen. :U


Peter.

[Bob38S]

And the Groom is so called because he will now spend the rest of his life looking after the "Old Nag". :o :B