Bushmiller
29th January 2013, 05:10 PM
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?"
The shop assistant asks, -"Are you Irish?"-
The guy, clearly offended, says,
-"Yes I am. But let me ask you something, If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?-
-Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?-
-Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?-
-Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?-
-Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"-
The shop assistant says,
-"No, I probably wouldn't."-
The guy says,
-"Well then, because I asked for Guinness, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"-
The assistant replied,
-"Because you're in Bunnings'."-
Regards
Paul
The shop assistant asks, -"Are you Irish?"-
The guy, clearly offended, says,
-"Yes I am. But let me ask you something, If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?-
-Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?-
-Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?-
-Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?-
-Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"-
The shop assistant says,
-"No, I probably wouldn't."-
The guy says,
-"Well then, because I asked for Guinness, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"-
The assistant replied,
-"Because you're in Bunnings'."-
Regards
Paul