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Rodgera
22nd December 2012, 03:39 PM
SWMBO had just bought a five-year-old car. The first time I drove
it, I told her something seemed to be wrong with the suspension.

I parked the car and then proceeded to give it a "shock test." I
clasped one hand over the other, squared my shoulders, pushed down
with all my weight on one corner and quickly released it to see if it
bounced more than once. I repeated this several times.

A pedestrian standing behind me observed, "I doubt that even CPR
could start that car."

Allan at Wallan
27th December 2012, 09:15 PM
SWMBO had just bought a five-year-old car. The first time I drove
it, I told her something seemed to be wrong with the suspension.

I parked the car and then proceeded to give it a "shock test." I
clasped one hand over the other, squared my shoulders, pushed down
with all my weight on one corner and quickly released it to see if it
bounced more than once. I repeated this several times.

A pedestrian standing behind me observed, "I doubt that even CPR
could start that car."


It's taken me a few days to think of a response to this.
All I can say is ...SHOCKING !!

Allan

rwbuild
28th December 2012, 12:36 AM
It's taken me a few days to think of a response to this.
All I can say is ...SHOCKING !!

Allan

You say life has its ups and downs:D

popawisky
29th December 2012, 07:18 PM
Very absorbing, should bounce it round for a while.