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MathewA
5th April 2005, 09:21 PM
The last time I was in Aus was in 92... But the place and the people are somthing I never forgot. Back then it seemed from my point of view that you all had something I really respect - backbone, something really lacking in canukistan. It's one of the major reasons I chose to put myself through all the hastle to emmigrate. But as of late I've been reading up on things down under on this forum and on other sources and have gottem a bit concerned. You're starting to sound like spineless canadians. Please tell me I'm wrong and you haven't gotten in touch with yer feminin side. You still pee standing up dont you?

Grunt
5th April 2005, 09:24 PM
You still pee standing up dont you?


Even the shielas.

bitingmidge
5th April 2005, 09:28 PM
You still pee standing up dont you?

Of course. Whenever the missus is away.

P

:D

ernknot
5th April 2005, 09:31 PM
Doesn't every one?

MathewA
5th April 2005, 09:34 PM
Even the shielas.
I don't even want to go there

MathewA
5th April 2005, 09:45 PM
The forum wont let be give you points but that was a good one LMAO


Of course. Whenever the missus is away.

P

:D

MathewA
5th April 2005, 09:47 PM
Well... judging by your avitar I'd say yes, even the ******* pee standing up:D .




Even the shielas.

bitingmidge
5th April 2005, 10:02 PM
How come we can say ******* but we can't say *****.

It must be OK to have more than one!!

P

:D :D :D

silentC
5th April 2005, 10:08 PM
I dunno. What sort of things are you worried about? One thing I need to warn you about, they're a very girly bunch up there in QLD. First sign of a bit of cold weather and they start sniffling and moaning about it. Down here in the south, you have to be tough to survive.

SWMBO was heading up to Cooma to play golf this morning. She had been keeping an eye on the weather and it had been 3-16deg for the last few days. This morning it was 6 and forecasting 19 during the day. "God, it's a bloody heat wave" she exclaimed as she reached for the plus-fours. I warned her that people will be passing out in the streets.

Nah, there's a few poofs over here but mostly we're stand up to pee, sit down to drink and bend over to spew types like you remember from last time.

bitingmidge
5th April 2005, 10:23 PM
I dunno. What sort of things are you worried about? One thing I need to warn you about, they're a very girly bunch up there in QLD. First sign of a bit of cold weather and they start sniffling and moaning about it. Down here in the south, you have to be tough to survive.

Mind you, it's a bloody long time since we ACTUALLY had a sign of cold weather.. .... 9.16 pm April 5th 2005 Current temperature a balmy 21.5° (exactly the temperature of our air conditioning in the office) and a mere 100% humidity.

BTW Mat, you need to keep track of the weather here by the hour!
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDQ65119/IDQ65119.94569.shtml

Cheers,

P

Cliff Rogers
5th April 2005, 10:30 PM
....a very girly bunch up there in QLD......
Yeap, we sure are, we are still running the AC to cool it down to 26 during the day.... :D

I like it when I get to go to the mountains for the weekends 'cos it's making it down to 16 at night now. :rolleyes:

silentC
5th April 2005, 10:33 PM
16.9 and 72% here at the moment. Daughter had a nose bleed tonight from the heat!

Cliff Rogers
5th April 2005, 10:36 PM
16.9 and 72% here at the moment. Daughter had a nose bleed tonight from the heat!
Poor buga's never gunna get to see god's country with a nose like that. :(

outback
5th April 2005, 10:42 PM
.....................................You're starting to sound like spineless canadians. Please tell me I'm wrong and you haven't gotten in touch with yer feminin side. You still pee standing up dont you?<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
Depending on how good she looks we are more likely to touch the feminine by your side. :D We pee when and where we like, sittin' standin' or face first in the gutter. You wanna make something of it, step outside and we'll settle it like gentlemen, over a large glass of really cold beer that is. :D

I'm sure we are the same as when you left us last time, we gotta act like pussies in public or the nazis get us.

silentC
5th April 2005, 10:45 PM
Poor buga's never gunna get to see god's country with a nose like that. :(
Been there and done that! She has even been to Rocker's place. That was a nice introduction. My 3yo son threw up in the car on the way, so my first words to Rocker were "Hi, pleased to meet you. Mind if I rinse this spew off my kid's T-shirt under your tap?".

silentC
5th April 2005, 10:47 PM
we gotta act like pussies in public or the nazis get us.

I knew there was a reason :o

Cliff Rogers
5th April 2005, 10:52 PM
Been there and done that! She has even been to Rocker's place........

Hmmmmm, grab a map & a ruler..... Rocker lives closer to Canberra than he does to Cairns...... Don't believe me? Check it out.;)

silentC
5th April 2005, 10:58 PM
Oh, so there are more and less God-like regions in God's own? So when you cross the border and step back in time you still have a long way to go before reaching paradise? Do you travel further back in time the further north you head?

You have heard of the space shuttle, right?

Cliff Rogers
5th April 2005, 11:02 PM
Nah, dorks like you stick in my neck when you think you've been to Qld just 'cos ya went to Brisbane once..... you sound like bludy seppos... :rolleyes:

bitingmidge
5th April 2005, 11:02 PM
Got it one Pancho!

If you've ever read Pilgrim's progress, you'll understand it was an allegory about travelling from Melbourne to the tip of Cape York!

Cheers,

P :D

silentC
5th April 2005, 11:08 PM
I'll have you know I've been to Brisbane 3 times. It is in QLD isn't it? I mean, it's the capital and all. What else is there to see? :p

So, getting back to the topic of the thread, you say you've been to paradise Cliff, but have you ever been to you?

Midge, I did read Pilgrim's Progress when I was a kid. Don't remember much about it but I'm sure there were no toads in it. No windmills either...

DanP
5th April 2005, 11:17 PM
Matt,

Most Aussies had their spines surgically removed with the inception of your neighbours favourite passtime, "CIVIL LITIGATION". Some of us will still tell you what we think though. :p

Dan

Cliff Rogers
6th April 2005, 01:40 PM
...So, getting back to the topic of the thread, you say you've been to paradise Cliff, but have you ever been to you?
...
Hmmmm, suspected substance abuse. :D

Zed
6th April 2005, 01:48 PM
if you need someone to slag you off or put you in your place or call you a yank, please feel free to contact me and I will stick it up yer, no probs. Ok ? Glad to help.

JackoH
6th April 2005, 04:53 PM
Feisty lot - us Mexicans!

ozwinner
6th April 2005, 07:49 PM
You still pee standing up dont you?
Nope, I prefer laying down on my back, and seeing how high i can get it, the pee that is.
Makes a mess, but boy is it fun..........................make sure you pull your foilie over your eyes before trying this.

Al :D

echnidna
6th April 2005, 07:59 PM
Nope, I prefer laying down on my back, and seeing how high i can get it, the pee that is.
Makes a mess, but boy is it fun..........................make sure you pull your foilie over your eyes before trying this.

Al :D
Now if yer pull yer loilie over yer eyes how do you see how high it gets ? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :p

Rocker
6th April 2005, 08:04 PM
Been there and done that! She has even been to Rocker's place. That was a nice introduction. My 3yo son threw up in the car on the way, so my first words to Rocker were "Hi, pleased to meet you. Mind if I rinse this spew off my kid's T-shirt under your tap?".

SilentC,

At least you can be happy that your son pees standing up; only trouble was that he was in the pool at the time, and started boasting about it :)

Rocker

ozwinner
6th April 2005, 08:20 PM
SilentC,

At least you can be happy that your son pees standing up; only trouble was that he was in the pool at the time, and started boasting about it :)

Rocker
Like father like son????

Al :p

echnidna
6th April 2005, 08:35 PM
Like father like son????

Al :p
Seems that way!! :) :) :)

Sturdee
6th April 2005, 08:44 PM
Now if yer pull yer loilie over yer eyes how do you see how high it gets ? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :p


Only counts if you hit the ceiling and then you'll know. :D :D :D


Peter.

silentC
7th April 2005, 09:35 AM
At least you can be happy that your son pees standing up; only trouble was that he was in the pool at the time, and started boasting about it
Yes, the little bugger. I've had to teach him to make sure he's in waist deep before he does that, otherwise our friends with the pool wouldn't let us come back. :D

echnidna
7th April 2005, 09:42 AM
Like son - like father ? :D :D :D :D :D :D