How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

[ryanarcher]

stick it in the freezer for a few days. when It's good and solid take it out, turn on the table saw and slide it across..."mrrRROOOOOW" :eek: :p

[ryanarcher]

how do you make a cat sound like a dog?

first soak it in gasoline (outside of course, those fumes are lethal ;) ) then throw a match at it......WOOOOOF :eek:

-Ryan
(who is really an animal lover ... well dog lover at least:) )

[Wongo]

Ryan,

You should have placed this one in the “Hints & tips” section. I personally find the second one very useful. Thanks. :)

[Iain]

Would bugger the stir fry though :D :D :D

[ozwinner]

Scott!!

Youve got to stop thinking about food.....

Al :D