MBM888
13th October 2012, 04:31 PM
A 70 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season.
But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his rifle."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the bush and suddenly a wild boar appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the wild boar and squeezed the handle."
"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No".
The doctor continued, "The wild boar dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
"Someone else must have shot that wild boar."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.
"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season.
But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his rifle."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the bush and suddenly a wild boar appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the wild boar and squeezed the handle."
"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No".
The doctor continued, "The wild boar dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
"Someone else must have shot that wild boar."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.