Some doctor!

[artme]

Had terrible wind for several days until finally SWMBO made me see the doctor.

"What's your problem?"he asks.

"What can you give me for wind?" I say.

Walked out with plans for a kite!!!

[A Duke]

Well it gets you out of the house and in the wind where the smell blows away.

[Rodgera]

Why do farts smell ??

So deaf people can enjoy them as well :)