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AlexS
8th March 2005, 06:18 PM
Here ya go Monkeyman, see if this quenches your thirst.
Also one here for you cat-lovers.
ozwinner
8th March 2005, 06:29 PM
How do you make a monkey fizz??
Al :confused:
RETIRED
8th March 2005, 09:08 PM
Sorry Alex. The link dropped out when I did an edit on the other posts
AlexS
8th March 2005, 09:26 PM
Back now
vsquizz
8th March 2005, 09:46 PM
How do you make a monkey fizz??
Al :confused:
Well you get a six penny bunger and you shove it..........
soundman
9th March 2005, 12:08 AM
A monkey fizz would be like a mallard fizz but a little less ducky.
Cliff Rogers
9th March 2005, 12:34 AM
Mmmm.... monkey fizzz...... I know how to make a dog meow & a cat bark but....
Maybe if we freeze him & then drop him in hot water????? :rolleyes:
Oh! OH! AARRRHHH I KNOW!!!!!!
What about if we put Salvital in his potty????
Would that work?????? :D
Zed
9th March 2005, 08:34 AM
I used to work on a dairy farm and we had these tablets the size of golf balls we'd stick up the cows jacksie after they'd delivered a calf - talk about fizz....
Driver
9th March 2005, 01:52 PM
I used to work on a dairy farm and we had these tablets the size of golf balls we'd stick up the cows jacksie after they'd delivered a calf - talk about fizz....
So . . . Zed. . . Enquiring minds would like to know. Why was it that you stuck the tablets up the cows? Hmmmm?
Zed
9th March 2005, 04:43 PM
fun answer : "fruit tingles"
serious answer : "uterine ejector concentrate" (for placental removal)
silentC
9th March 2005, 05:22 PM
I wish you'd told me that before I shook your hand the other day, Zed :eek:
Driver
9th March 2005, 06:23 PM
Zed
This might appear to be irrelevant but I assure you it's not:
If you speak nicely to Darren, he'll tell you a golfing story about a bloke with a 5-iron wrapped round his throat and how it got there.
craigb
9th March 2005, 07:51 PM
That'd be the one about the bloke who went golfing with his missus and she lost her ball?
Oh yeah, there were cows grazing in the next field?
scooter
9th March 2005, 08:14 PM
Distributing Zed's golf balls at the Mardi Gras - plenty of fruit tingles....... :eek:
Cheers...........Sean, gonna vom
Driver
10th March 2005, 08:19 PM
That'd be the one about the bloke who went golfing with his missus and she lost her ball?
Oh yeah, there were cows grazing in the next field?
That's the one, Craig. :D