Mystery Woody Hands

[craigb]

Now, which body parts shall we photograph for the next Mystery Woody quiz?

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Don't even go there Darren :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

I feel sorry for Wongo. He did all the hard yards.
How about some consolation MFKL ?

BTW, I know WB but what about some names to the other faces?

[Wongo]

These 4 hands used to belong to 4 very popular members. :p

[silentC]

First prize is one tub of MFKL

Second prize is two tubs of MFKL

Boom boom :D

[HappyHammer]

These 4 hands used to belong to 4 very popular members. :p
Where are they now and what did you do to them?:eek:

Anything interesting in your fridge?:D

HH.

[silentC]

What was really on those 'Peking Duck' pancakes? :D

[Driver]

Col, I guess the prize was an economy size tub of Max Factor Knacker Lacquer, yes?

Quite right.

Well done Dan, you can expect to receive your highly valued prize soon. Motorists in your near vicinity will need maximum strength sunnies to dim the magnificent lustre of your cluster!

Col

[Wongo]

what about some names to the other faces?


Just a guess.

Silent how may Black pegs and how many white pegs?

[HappyHammer]

Isn't it 1234 left to right?

HH.

[silentC]

Silent how may Black pegs and how many white pegs?
4 black pegs. ;)

[vsquizz]

From L to R Derek, WB, Squizz, Driver. Or as WB likes to put it...He's the tall dark hairstute handsome one at the back:D

Well done Dan, However due to the considerable restraints placed on Finances caused by over indulgence of Hoergarten and other foriegn beers, yourself and Wongo will have to wait until after Easter for your magnificent prizes.

And I only drank the Latte under peer group pressure..honest.

Cheers

[Iain]

And I never suspected for one moment that Mr Borer was a Vic defector, heathen http://www.mods4me.com/forums/images/new%20smilies/grenade.gif

[Wood Borer]

I'm back now though Iain - just a quick trip for work.

[vsquizz]

I'm back now though Iain - just a quick trip for work.
Yeah, we had to ambush him in a back alley and drag him kickin and screaming into a pub then force the beers down his neck. He did protest....NOT!.

Cheers

[ozwinner]

Hey Ive just realized, it wasnt a proper clan meeting ( as in Scottish type of clan, not the other ) not a foily in sight.:mad:

WB Im dissapointed. :(
I think we shall have to strip you of your title of Grand Foilmaster, and demote you to Under Foilster.

Al :p

[ozwinner]

Yeah, we had to ambush him in a back alley and drag him kickin and screaming into a pub then force the beers down his neck.
Cheers
Yeah I bet, Ive seen Meg forcing him to drink beer, and use those horrid hand tools.

Al :D

[Driver]

Dan

Here's your prize - an economy size jar of everybody's favourite finishing medium. It's designed to deal with the parts that nothing else can reach. It's made from a specially-selected list of highly confidential ingredients. It's mixed in a bowl nearly (but, let's face it, not quite) as shiny as the inside of Al's mud-mixer. Yes! It's . . .altogether now! . . .

Max Factor Knacker Lacquer
It Adds a Lustre to Your Cluster

And one for Wongo as well.

[Wood Borer]

It's a tough life Al and just be grateful I am sacrificing myself for the rest of you.

As regards the foilies, they were confiscated at the airport. I was wearing one when I went through the so called metal detector. I suspect they aren't really metal detectors but thought sucking machines. :(

I told them about the Bulletin Board and the website showing photos of the hats but the @#@$%'s wouldn't believe me. There was quite a crowd gathering to watch the whole episode so I reluctantly removed the protective foiley which was blown up by the security people. There was foil tinsel everywhere. :mad:

I was most concerned because when you are in the plane you are just that bit closer to rest of the universe and who knows what's out there. :eek:

I hope my explanation is sufficient to beg for forgiveness and appeal your harsh penalty in the form of a demotion.

Gee I need a holiday. :D I might just be taking one very soon like next week. :) :) :)

[scooter]

Did they detect the foil jocks WB?

Talk about luster to your cluster........ :cool:


Cheers..........Sean, aim high

[Wood Borer]

No, I took the jocks off prior to the metal detector which caused a little bit of a commotion but in the interests of terrorism what other choice did I have?

I put them back on prior to boarding the plane because the aliens could possibly meddle with my DNA when I'm up in the sky. If I was to father more kids after having the genes meddled with, then it could possibly be an alien child. :eek: :eek: This is how they are invading our planet.

Al kindly warned me about this terrible invasion. :D

[Dan]

Dan

Here's your prize - an economy size jar of everybody's favourite finishing medium.

And one for Wongo as well.

Cool! We don't get it in the shops around here.

Thanks heaps Driver.

(mine's on the left, right?)

[Wongo]

(mine's on the left, right?)

Right mate! I'll take whats left.

[Driver]

Cool! We don't get it in the shops around here.

Thanks heaps Driver.

(mine's on the left, right?)

Right. That's all that was left. I hope that's all right.

Incidentally, you may find that the chosen method of transport (ie, via the Net) has the effect of causing what appears to be evaporation of the jar's contents. This is an illusion. The way to fix it is to prepare a complete foily overgarment, with suitably positioned access ports. Don this garment before opening your jar of MFKL and you'll find the contents entirely available.

Al can provide you with a set of detailed instructions for preparation of the foily overgarment. I understand he recommends that you wear this at all times to completely prevent any access to your person by malign alien forces. This is a sensible precaution because, of course, once your tackle has been enhanced by a liberal application of MFKL, you will become irresistible to all known life forms and some unknown ones, too.

(The above information and advice was provided by a committee of Victorian-based members of this BB, chaired by Brother Borer. The present writer takes no responsibility for anything that may eventuate as a consequence).

[scooter]

...Al kindly warned me about this terrible invasion. :D

Er, WB, Al didn't measure you up for those jocks when he delivered that kind warning did he... :o :eek:

...backing away, avoiding eye contact...


Cheers..........Sean. -Who's scared now ?-

[Wood Borer]

No Scooter definitely not. I measured them up and made them myself. The only disappointing thing about making them is you don't get to use wood.

[vsquizz]

Hey Al, a certain amount of research was conducted beforehand. We didn't need foilies because the ceiling insulation was foil lined and when we sat outside we sat under a foil umbrella:D . You can never be to careful though...:rolleyes:


Cheers

[ozwinner]

Well ok then, your excuses almost sound plauseable.
Just dont let it happen again.

Al :D ;)

[Wood Borer]

Thankyou your Foilship.

[Kris.Parker1]

OK, wouldn't have aclue, but I am going to have a go:

1. Biting Midge
2. Wood Borer
3. Grunt
4. VSQuizz

They are not in any order

P.S. Have all the hands made a comment in this forum?

[Kris.Parker1]

Maybe I should read all the pages in the forum before submitting a post!!

In the spirit of Homer Simpson --- D'OH!!

[vsquizz]

Thanks Kris, I needed a good laugh on Sunday night:D . I'll assume you know that you could have deleted the post.


Cheers

[Kris.Parker1]

Thanks Kris, I needed a good laugh on Sunday night:D . I'll assume you know that you could have deleted the post.


Cheers
Yeah, thought of doing that, but I thought at the same time someone had already read my entries, oh well, abuse welcome, next time I'll rub the sleep outta my eyes and pay attention..

ha ha ha :-)